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Window Shopping is such a frustrating level to get the gold. Either the castle doesn't fall and crush te guys on the right, or the girls in the windows to the right fall over and survive, or the guy on the ground at the far left takes a steel beam to the head from 5 stories and survives. And, of course, when I finally give up and go for the second shot, that's when I get the gold, naturally.
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That's a neat balancing trick you got there Princess. It's amazing you can support that stone wall on your head alone.
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Here's a tip for future conqueror's. Once you've unlocked a weapon in your arsenal it can be used anytime. This clue will be handy on those two shot castles, if you want the Goldy Unlocks badge.
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"Sire We're Under Attack, What Do We Do?" King: "Just Stand Still!" "But Shouldn't We Flee?" King: "No Just Stand Still!"
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"Sire! The ceiling is falling! Aren't you gonna run?!" "No, we're just gonna stay frozen and let them crush us!" "But sire..." "I SAY STAY FROZEN!!!" "Yes, sire!"
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Commander, I'm going to need you to line up a set of explosives from the top of the castle into the throne room. I need you to make sure it is open to the air and vulnerable to heavy siege...is that clear? But sire, won't that put you in danger? Only if the attackers have explode on contact bombs you fool!
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By god these architects should be shot! It's like these castles were specifically made by an unknown hand just to be destroyed by a variety of projectiles...no, of course not.
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Great Game enjoyed it alot just wish when firing it went back to catapult instant or when reseting instead of slowly scrolling
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The ballroom dance level is way too random. Every level but that one takes 2-3 attempts to get gold on. Guys survive on that one even if the whole castle falls on em. Kinda lame.
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Pretty easy, only had to try more than once to get gold on maybe 3-4 levels.
The new bombs add GREAT gameplay. I miss the different counterweights though.
Two problems though: the levels are too linear. There needs to be more levels where it isn't obvious what you need to do / what projectiles you need to use.
And there's no "overview" button. It'd be much better if you started centered on your catapult (at least when you hit reset) and you could hit the overview to see where things are. Or else manual scrolling the map.
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there are some great improvements from previous crush the castles, mainly the fact that people don't die from simply falling down, and the new types of ammo. However, knowing that I have to pay to get the full game sort of ruins the whole thing.
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Squire: Your majesty, the kingdom's wizard just died after falling down due to a stone hitting his tower, but the princess somehow survived getting crushed by 5 barrels. King: Very well, very well....
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You know what? Im the king, the most important person in this place, I surely cant die, I have an idea, my castle is going to have a TNT path leading to me so I can get blown up, sooo safe...
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"An Iron shell will obliterate everything in it's path, assumin ya know what to do with it". Fires Iron shell, fails to break wooden gate -.-