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Knight: *gets lightly tapped by wood and dies*
Peasant with no protection: *Has 500 tons of metal on them, and somehow survives*
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tanq13
Sep. 08, 2010
Only request. Move the "you win" window so that if the player wants to watch the castle finish falling they can.
AND A REPLAY BUTTON IF YOU WANNA SEE HOW YOU DID
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Quick Badge of the Day Guide - Go to level editor, you have access to all ammo types, and can create scenarios where getting the achievements is easy. Play the level you created to get the desired in-game achievements. It's a handy tip to know, so why not help share it!
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When I first launched the purple potion and I saw the portal come open I thought something would come out. Especially with the weird groaning sounds started, *sigh* Well magic tractor beam is better then nothing... unless that nothing could have been a magic demon...
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-Your grace, there are a few men lugging a giant siege engine right next to our castle, shall I order your troops forwards?
-Nope, I will wait here in my giant fortress while the defenders use overpowered potions to eradicate my castle. I'm perfectly safe.
-But..
-Stop talking and stand perfectly still like a realistic person.
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Trying over and over again with several different weapons to hit the perfect spot and get gold: Fails. Accidentally clicks with a random weapon (in this case 3x Iron Shell): GOOOOLD!!! K then
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when you get fed up with trying to get the gold on a level, just crush it in however many shots you need, and wait until you have better weapons.
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this came out before Angry Birds, someone43. Angey Birds is not a rip off, this is a rip off of rip offs of rip offs, etc etc
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There is a glitch with the parachute bombs. if you throw them on the ground and open its parachute while it's rolling, it'll sink underground and disappear under the screen :)
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While a good game, there are far too many instances in which enemies don't die when they should. The enemy characters will only die should something hit them with an unforgiving high degree of force. This causes many wins to turn into losses for no real good reason. Especially when an enemy is somehow holding up 4 tons of wood and metal.
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People shouldn't have to pay to play more of the levels as well. I mean if you did the regular "More levels at armor games" That would be fine because i would probably visit your site, but the kreds to play does not seem as appealing to me seeing how theres like 4 other versions of this game, so why wouldn't i just go to those if i want more?
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Architect: How should we design this castle so that it will protect the king?
Apprentice: I know! Lets put a tall stack of explosives right in front of the castle with a short stick on top so when the explosives blow up, the stick will fly through the window and hit the king on the head!
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"Morning Sir.I bring news of the death of Knight Russel.""What!?How was he killed?""He fell a little on his side and died instantly.""May God have Mercy on us..."
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A princess fell backwards off a castle... she landed head-first on the ground...survived...then fell forward a bit and barely touched a spike... she e'sploded! :D
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Scout:
Sire, the enemy approaches with a catapult, but they have very few men... We should attack now if we want to win!
King:
No, we can wait in the castle while the enemy fires the catapult, we will be safe in here...
Scout:
But we have a chance to destroy them!
King:
I said NO! We will do nothing while they try to destroy us!
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there should be a special reward for crushing the castle in less shots than required ...at least it's possible and I thought about a platin medal or something like that (e.g. to unlock hidden or secret levels) would be cool.
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For the later levels, I wish there were a forward button. It's a bit arduous to have to wait for the acid to see if it kills everyone, then have to press restart and wait again..