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Soldier: "OH MY GOD! SIR, WE'RE UNDER SEIGE, WHAT SHOULD WE DO!?" Commander: "For one, stop yelling." Soldier: "Yes sir! But what is our battle plan, sir?" Commander: "Everyone freeze! Maybe if we don't move, they'll think we're all dead and move on!" Siege Weapon Technician: "Oy, and don't you rebels even TRY to play dead! We'll hammer this castle until you all die! Or we waste one shot. Cause then we don't get a gold medal."
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king: OK EVERYONE WHEN THE ROCKS AND BOMBS START COMING DO NOT MOVE A MUSCLE! DO NOT ESCAPE, THIS WILL ENSURE SAFETY. *this just in the king of a castle has died*
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Strong tower hint: you can fire a new projectile while the last shot is resolving. It won't get you gold, but you'll complete it.
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Wow, the hard badge becomes much easier once you beat the game and get the reward for doing so. This game may be a bit repetitive but all in all, it's a good game and a fun time waster. 4/5 :D
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Leader of Betsonia: "To all Kings, the yearly budget cut is in. Not only are infantry not allowed to be used, but all nails must be confiscated and returned to the metalwork plants to be turned into new, trendy water canisters. And remember, if you see a lone enemy trebuchet wandering around, stay as still as possible; movement attracts them! Cheerio, and have a smashing good day!"
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a knight flies from a third floor high into the air because of an explosion... he landed on the ground safetly on his feet
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Goes through, takes out all castles. Tick
Goes through, gets gold on all castles. Tick
Goes through, makes sure they've one shot all the castles. Tick
Ok, I'm done here.
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Ocsaleb, : "What's the point of only getting the three super bombs after you've already completed the game" <-- For a little drop of fun for some people. Like, I play this game when I enjoy it, and when I do.. I often want to replay the level using weaker type of shell, just to see if I can.
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That was a quite unfortunate pick for the Badge of the Day for April 15th 2019 considering Crush the Castle is a game where you destroy medieval architecture and Notre-Dame de Paris just burned down.
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The moment you have to google to solve one it's no longer a fun or fair game. Then you spend 40 tries to emulate that lucky shot. 1 Star, which is too bad, I liked the others and love the type of game.
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Quite a few games do this and I can't help but wonder... what exactly is the point of giving the best projectile(weapon) as a reward for finishing all levels on gold?
Also this was quite boring and I'm not really a fan of levels where you have to be lucky on how debris drops to finish a level.
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I loved the original and hate this one. The players made this game so freakin hard that it is making me really mad just playing it. I HATE not getting a medal for a take down. Some of these castles are taking 6 or 8 direct hits with my best stones and still standing with all the stones sitting on top. You suck cruel players!
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Once I completed all levels (not all gold though), I got the super bomb. At first I thought why isn't it in groups of three and after one level I knew why...
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fffffffffff now I remember why I didn't get the gold badge two years ago. Someone go grab a machete and make Jesse722 look like his effin' impossible castle! 47 shots before the steel beams gave way
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The king is always standing so pompously, I hate when he's still alive...standing there...judging me 5/5 a lot of fun
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arus51, its called acceleration damage, also known as whiplash. its not from MOVING too fast, but accelerating too fast.
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Does it really have to show me the stupid castle every time I reset the level? its that slight pause thats is just getting under my nails
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3/5. I love a good challenge as much as anyone, but "launch your currently underpowered ammo at a structure with an immobile steel framework and pray to hell that you can meet the creator's unreasonable request of one shot for gold" is not a good challenge.
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Anybody else having trouble with The Citadel level on Winterbale? I literally can't hit the castle where it should be; my stones either go too high or too low
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you don't have to crush the castle you only have to kill the people . Example: you spawn 2 knights on the map and a castle next to them . you kill only the knights and it says castle crushed :))