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This was and still is one of my all time favorite flash games ever since i played it in 2008 or 2009. 5/5, for a piece of internet history.
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Tired of waiting on that last miss, where you have to wait to restart? Go back to the main menu, hit level select, and select the level you were on. It's faster than waiting, trust me.
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Fun little blast from the past. The game "Angry Birds" was based on this, and has given no money to this game's developers, even though they've made more off of it than Nintendo has off of Mario.
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I loved the first levels but hated the rest. It starts to be pure luck. You just try the same over and over again and finally you win with the first shot. But then nobody cares if you do it in 1 or 5 shots...
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King: You did it! you crushed all the castles! You're a royal success.
Me: No. The enemy buliders are just royal idiots.
King: Oh.
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And the throwing only has a very limited range, so u cant throw high up and have it fall vertically. The game gives u time to wait on all throws besides the last throw where it usually matters the most. The game allows u to reset on all throws besides the last throw where it matters the most as well. And the wait time between and after throws. Alllll this added on to the monotony - this is a seriously rage inducing game AHHHHHHHHH
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Why is this game even made the badge of the day? It's mainly luck based and the only strategy is to keep using the best bomb given and throw the furthest u can and hope for the best. Repeat it again and again till u win the level... for 24 levels... there's no fun in that.
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Takes way too long to restart on the last shot, if you know you're going to fail. It's like if there was a 10 second lecture about the Kubler-Ross model of grief every time you lose at the slot machines.
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Oh no! A blunt piece of wood scraped me, then fell the other way. I guess I must die by freezing up and falling over.
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It seems to me that the only danger these people are facing is being crushed by falling castle. Why don't you just go outside?
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I love how it's either "Royal Success" or "Royal Failure." I figured it was a grading system at first until I got those same messages every time I succeeded and failed.
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Well, this game is all about doing the same excat thing over and over until a failure magically becomes a success. I've had more fun with diarrhea than with this game. Had it not been a daily badge...
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The second game was an awesome game. So I decided to try out the first one. I can't even get past the second level. Well, I guess you have to start somewhere...
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And to think this is the first Crush the Castle game. WOW, were the physics terrible here or what! (They got better, though. Sort of.) Also, MagicMan3K has a very good point in his comment. (Assuming he IS male.) The whole "Reset button will not respond" thing is extremely annoying. A cock-up on the dev's part, I would say.
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Laggy as can be. Reducing the quality is not useful because it resets every time you reset the round. Definitely not useful for pixel-perfect timing, which is awful anyway.
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I know let's build a tall and thin tower and stand on top of it. Make it look like a decapitated man.
King gets decapitated from a massive rock.
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Why the reset button doesn't work after you fire your last thing is beyond me. Resetting takes forever considering some levels, you probably won't get lucky and do it first try. Medium badge is too hard to be a medium badge because of the last level. The entire game hinges around pixel perfect timing, which isn't so much a game as much as it is, find the exact pixel you need and time it perfectly. 0 stars, waste of a badge, don't waste your time with this.
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The only issue I have with the game is the last few levels rely on luck with the physics engine having the pieces fall just right to get all of the targets.
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*shoots all 5 shoots and misses a target* *clicks 'Restart'* *game wants to finish to tell me I'm going to lose* *AGGRESSIVELY CLICKS RESTART* "You lost, do you want to restart?"
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M to mute doesn't work...sound off in the menu doesn't work...I'm trying to watch TV here not listen to your crap bird sounds 0/5