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Oh no! A blunt piece of wood scraped me, then fell the other way. I guess I must die by freezing up and falling over.
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It seems to me that the only danger these people are facing is being crushed by falling castle. Why don't you just go outside?
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I love how it's either "Royal Success" or "Royal Failure." I figured it was a grading system at first until I got those same messages every time I succeeded and failed.
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Well, this game is all about doing the same excat thing over and over until a failure magically becomes a success. I've had more fun with diarrhea than with this game. Had it not been a daily badge...
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The second game was an awesome game. So I decided to try out the first one. I can't even get past the second level. Well, I guess you have to start somewhere...
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And to think this is the first Crush the Castle game. WOW, were the physics terrible here or what! (They got better, though. Sort of.) Also, MagicMan3K has a very good point in his comment. (Assuming he IS male.) The whole "Reset button will not respond" thing is extremely annoying. A cock-up on the dev's part, I would say.
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Laggy as can be. Reducing the quality is not useful because it resets every time you reset the round. Definitely not useful for pixel-perfect timing, which is awful anyway.
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I know let's build a tall and thin tower and stand on top of it. Make it look like a decapitated man.
King gets decapitated from a massive rock.
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Why the reset button doesn't work after you fire your last thing is beyond me. Resetting takes forever considering some levels, you probably won't get lucky and do it first try. Medium badge is too hard to be a medium badge because of the last level. The entire game hinges around pixel perfect timing, which isn't so much a game as much as it is, find the exact pixel you need and time it perfectly. 0 stars, waste of a badge, don't waste your time with this.
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The only issue I have with the game is the last few levels rely on luck with the physics engine having the pieces fall just right to get all of the targets.
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*shoots all 5 shoots and misses a target* *clicks 'Restart'* *game wants to finish to tell me I'm going to lose* *AGGRESSIVELY CLICKS RESTART* "You lost, do you want to restart?"
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M to mute doesn't work...sound off in the menu doesn't work...I'm trying to watch TV here not listen to your crap bird sounds 0/5
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after 71 tries, still caint kill castle 6. caint even get the balls to land on the castle, they bounce off and do no damage, this game needs to be fixed, its majorly bugged.
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man the king must be pretty heavy... he just tipped over onto the queen... the queen hit the guard... and they all died
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There could have been so many ways to use the different stones. It's really disappointing that they were only used to remove any kind of difficulty from the game.
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It is great, and I have loved it for a very, very, very, very, very long time. Slave:" what shall our castle be like your highness" King: "I want it to be susceptible to damage from pebbles"
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SIR! THERE IS A BIG LARGE TREBUCHET WITH A MEDIUM STONE IN IT WAITING TO ATTACK! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO WE DO!? King: ISNT IT OBVIOUS!? WE STAND STILL IN A CRAPPY LOOKING CASTLE AND GET KILLED BY THE SOFTEST TAP OF A WOOD WALL FOR SOME REASON! Knight: Oh ok..
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"Sir! The enemy is attacking with only one trebuchet! Do we burn it? Do we attack them in the open before they can set up? What do we do?" "Isn't it obvious? Everybody face the catapult on this wooden outline of a flimsy castle!"
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Copy this for my level that took two minutes: 1~fl_i:755,291.65|c_k:750,393.35|c_q:703.35,383.35|w_i:840.05,225|fl_i:756.7,161.65|c_n:398.25,386.65|c_n:920,391.65|c_n:973.3,383.35|c_n:543.35,238.35|c_n:878.35,386.65|w_i:670,225|w_w:673.35,358.35|w_s:598.35,355|fl_s:555,285|w_s:466.65,356.65|c_p:708.35,246.65|ws_s:821.7,256.65|fl_i:756.7,153.3|p_c:463.35,255|p_s:663.35,119.95|p_s:848.4,120|p_t:753.35,123.3|w_i:1098.35,358.25|w_i:1098.35,236.65|w_i:301.65,360|w_i:301.65,238.35|p_s:301.65,148.3|p_s:1098.35,151.65|c_n:515,376.65|c_n:643.35,365|c_n:1031.7,380|c_n:1158.35,376.65|c_n:1206.7,380|c_n:620,243.35|c_n:816.65,113.3|c_n:693.35,111.65|c_s:793.35,256.65|c_n:333.35,386.65|w_w:841.7,358.35|c_s:815,385|c_n:508.35,243.35|
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Sir, how do we protect the queen? I know! We'll build two huge walls around her with no roof or protection! Brilliant sir!