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d3ztiny

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Oh, you want to restart? NO, THOU SHALT WITNESS THE FAILURE THOU HATH DONE!

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Dawby

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) lvl 17 .i.

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EMwegA

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) ragequit at lvl 24

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Mycroft00

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) @Vartiovuori Who care? They're just 2 seconds @.@

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Apothe0sis

Apr. 04, 2015

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MCyoshi

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I can't make the last castle D: :( ;(

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Vartiovuori

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Also, restart? No, I don't want to restart. I want to HAVE RESTARTED 5 MNUTES AGO

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WarriorJake

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I know that my heart will burst out if I rock a little bit too hard.

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Vartiovuori

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) the game really, REALLY needs a way to skip the 10-second wait between resetting the level and being able to shoot again. 2/5 just because of that.

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conankun88

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) How succesful was the attack? We left only one survivor, Sir! What?? You failed!!!

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fahmi_zfx

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Effing level 17 man!

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Grimoser

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Soldier! We must crush ALL the castles in the land!" "Umm... Why, sir?" "Err.. I dont know"

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ITA_MeRLiN

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Always a nice game, but the catapult should be more powerful... the last 3 levels were 99% based on pure luck of where the bombs explode.

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Ankhei26

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This game is so frustrating

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PatMatRed1

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This was and still is one of my all time favorite flash games ever since i played it in 2008 or 2009. 5/5, for a piece of internet history.

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ThorM1

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This game makes me feel sorry for anyone who has ever had to use a trebuchet.

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Bankzy

Apr. 04, 2015

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JDRPG

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Tired of waiting on that last miss, where you have to wait to restart? Go back to the main menu, hit level select, and select the level you were on. It's faster than waiting, trust me.

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sdsada19

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) nc game

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drago10010

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Fun little blast from the past. The game "Angry Birds" was based on this, and has given no money to this game's developers, even though they've made more off of it than Nintendo has off of Mario.

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Sakgeres

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The first 22 levels took me 20mins. The last 2 levels took me 40mins.

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Popelmaus

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I loved the first levels but hated the rest. It starts to be pure luck. You just try the same over and over again and finally you win with the first shot. But then nobody cares if you do it in 1 or 5 shots...

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limzekai

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) King: You did it! you crushed all the castles! You're a royal success. Me: No. The enemy buliders are just royal idiots. King: Oh.

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Sakgeres

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) And the throwing only has a very limited range, so u cant throw high up and have it fall vertically. The game gives u time to wait on all throws besides the last throw where it usually matters the most. The game allows u to reset on all throws besides the last throw where it matters the most as well. And the wait time between and after throws. Alllll this added on to the monotony - this is a seriously rage inducing game AHHHHHHHHH

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limzekai

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Soldier head butted the king's head and blood erupts from from the kings body

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Sakgeres

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Why is this game even made the badge of the day? It's mainly luck based and the only strategy is to keep using the best bomb given and throw the furthest u can and hope for the best. Repeat it again and again till u win the level... for 24 levels... there's no fun in that.

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Sakgeres

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) And nothing happens when a bomb bigger than their heads explodes in front of them -.-

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MarkCanley

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Takes way too long to restart on the last shot, if you know you're going to fail. It's like if there was a 10 second lecture about the Kubler-Ross model of grief every time you lose at the slot machines.

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Sakgeres

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Oh man their hearts explode when they touched a piece of wood.

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Natureguy85

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Fun at first but boring by the end.

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Riser28

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 3..2...1 yay they are all dead...you are a royal failure?!? 12/12 killed but eh died too slow.

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hiogo23

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) fire will

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DisgruntledLamp

Apr. 03, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) oh no, out of all the people we had to kill only 1 maid survived!!!!! we MUST retreat

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Problematixx

Apr. 03, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) *gets 9 kills in one shot* *cant kill the last person in the other four* *throws laptop*

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Coolcam6578

Apr. 03, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "You are a 'Royal Failure'". What, did I sing "Royals" horribly??

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Xavyer

Apr. 03, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) It's a wonder that this king is still up, after the fact that even one touch can kill him.

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istillcantknow

Apr. 03, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Aah! The floor lifted up! I fall!

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istillcantknow

Apr. 03, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Oh no! A blunt piece of wood scraped me, then fell the other way. I guess I must die by freezing up and falling over.

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knewred

Apr. 02, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) It seems to me that the only danger these people are facing is being crushed by falling castle. Why don't you just go outside?

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ClawsOfIce

Apr. 02, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Who was the guy who built these castles? I want him to build a house for me!

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anonymous1237

Apr. 02, 2015

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Harrug

Apr. 02, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I love how it's either "Royal Success" or "Royal Failure." I figured it was a grading system at first until I got those same messages every time I succeeded and failed.

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destinyflicker

Apr. 02, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) when one man dies by falling over, but the other buried in castle pieces is fine..

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allenchen900

Apr. 01, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i need help on 24 plz

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Samikki

Apr. 01, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Well, this game is all about doing the same excat thing over and over until a failure magically becomes a success. I've had more fun with diarrhea than with this game. Had it not been a daily badge...

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Deceleration

Apr. 01, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I just threw triple bombs at castle 24 until the blast killed them through the walls...

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NitiK

Mar. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) the final lv. (24th castle is *uckin hard T^T any tip?

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blurblu

Mar. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) *chants incessantly while hitting reset* I'm not a failure, I'm not a failure.. I'm not a failure..

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Thepenguinking2

Mar. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The second game was an awesome game. So I decided to try out the first one. I can't even get past the second level. Well, I guess you have to start somewhere...

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ShiitakeWarrior

Mar. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) And to think this is the first Crush the Castle game. WOW, were the physics terrible here or what! (They got better, though. Sort of.) Also, MagicMan3K has a very good point in his comment. (Assuming he IS male.) The whole "Reset button will not respond" thing is extremely annoying. A cock-up on the dev's part, I would say.

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