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This is what games are SUPPOSED to do.... offer a memorable, vivid, and immersive player experience!! GREAT JOB! (great soundtrack too).
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WARNING DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME These are made-up operations in a made-up setting which the government invented by means of a so-called 'Civil war' to instill fear into modern Americans as a way to control their hatred toward each other. This has been a message from the Government Social Theories and Revolutionist Intuition Neutralization Group (GSTRING).
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When performing a self-amputation, I really don't think I'd take the time to pour the whiskey into individual glasses before drinking it.
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Now, why dose this masterpiece not have badges? I mean for crying out loud, there are achievements in this game, I would like badges for them!
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Music ruined it for me. Toss the Turtle and Castle Crashers I think are fine with it. (At least I'm pretty sure Castle Crashers used this.) Anyway. NOT FOR A SURGERY GAME.
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1/5 cause of laggy crap 3/5 for originality & realism 4/5 for graphics...but since I can only put so many stars up there it will be only 1..because if a game becomes too laggy whats the freaking point...while I was trying to put the saw back in all it would do is jump around as if I was having a seizure if it wasn't for that this would easily be a 4-5 star game
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oh and don't stop sawing to pour yourself a drink or 2.....you'll never get the saw back in....like you would even bother taking it out.....to much bs that needs to be fixed
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well that nice to F*cking know...that you gotta mash the hell out of spacebar to boost your will to live....died the 1st time cause I didn't know what the heck was going on...2nd time ran out of will but had plenty of life??????????.........oh crap I got 1 hand on my glass the other on the bottle pouring my self several drinks to numb the pain....so what am I supposed to saw my leg off with while I'm mashing spacebar....oh great I got a huge spear or chunk of metal in my leg but I must amputate ???? why cant I just yank it out and bandage it....get the hot Iron and cauterize the wound
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The game is fricking hard. I understand how easy it is to win, but using the mouse (Joystick, Touchpad, OR stylus) I can't get past level 2. You need a bit more time, and a warning when the patient is sober. Because I ended up losing because I didn't realize he was sober until it was at 8 seconds.
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Medic's Log: The day I got my leg caught in a sharp... thingy. I stayed calm..... and drank whiskey to my hearts content.
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my guy died on the operating table AFTER the surgery was over and he was sewn up because i didnt apply medical alcohol in time?
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after every step, give a full shot of wiskey, in the beginning, fill the drunkness, i have never gone below 70 (so far) and rage quit on self
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after every step, give a full shot of wiskey, in the beginning, fill the drunkness, i have never gone below 70 (so far)
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What if someone walked in when you were cutting off your leg? Nothings more freaky then walking in on a drunk person sawing off there own leg.
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My saw keeps lagging when I am trying to cut my leg off... So Im sitting there mashing my spacebar and drinking whiskey.... Sounds like Im Irish
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"hmmm, why do all my patients drink tons of whiskhy and not me? oh well here comes the next patient (Ill just drink a glass or two or three..)" soooooo watssssitsss the problemmmm misterrrrrrr?"