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You see, this "business" man is actually a Nintendo worker smashing defunct Koopas to make Goombas from their beat-up now slimy shells. The meat? Ahh don't spread the word out... It's mushroom food. Left this overnight doing 58M in about five hours. Beat that (;
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"This your first day at Turtle Smash inc.?"
"Yes sir"
"Okay well over here we have our patented big hammer, which you will use to smash
these turtles that come out of these here pipes, the more you hit he more money you get
got it?"
"Yes sir but what exactly is the point of this?
"Heck i dont know, but we supply you with a store where you can spend you paycheck on
super dangerous weaponry, which is also pointless... But here is your hammer and have a nice first day here at Turtle Smash inc."
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Okay...so when I begin, I get things like combos of two. I look at the leader boards, and some people got something like 1 billion or 997 million, and I just think that's impossible. Then I buy a few launchers. (Just so you know, they're still going now)
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The first thing I did was buy a boucner... Then I hit ONE turtle and it got STUCK ON THE BOUNCER. It's still going and it's at 9000. >.<
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I still don't understand that turtle shells can survive being blasted by a sentinel, cut by razor blades, bounced by bouncers, and exploded with proximity mines. These turtles could rule the world.
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Guys, seriously. To stop a combo, hit the 'manual timeout' button which appears at the top of the screen, or simply visit the shop. The combo is then turned into money.
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Must the combo counter flash in. In the beginning it's fine, but once you get to the one-hundred-thousands, it becomes slightly seizure inducing.
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Place launchers all across the floor, hit the floor with thy hammer. (Recommended upgrade valve's) And then play some music. (Dubstep, or bass genre's)
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so...this one shell got me to 10k combo...so if i use this turtle tech i too can bounce off the walls, ceilings, floors, etc?
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Who needs six infinity gems when you have two infinity turtles? Yes, yes, bounce forever with that spring and laser my two little pretties, all the way up to 10k!
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Student: How are turtles now extinct? There were millions yesterday.
Teacher: ...Epic combo...
Student: Uuuuuuuhhhhh...
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chrome crashed at a 40k combo. I had a row of bouncers across the floor, 2 rows of turrets on the ceiling, lots of lasers and blades along the wall, and all three lvl 50 dispensers. im sad now.
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This game has NO other purpose besides making people laugh as a billion turtles fling from one side of the room to the other. A Thumbs-up!