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Pagani400

May. 03, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Does this city have any driving school? Or any laws requiring a drivers license? Or any decent drivers?

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Shadowfrie

Jun. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Based on experience, I can say that there is a considerable chance that when you leave all the green lights on, the cars will just distance themselves through sheer coincidence.

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whitecrow256

May. 03, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The lights need a secondary control scheme. Like using the number keys to quickly turn lights off and on. I can press number keys much faster than I can move a touchpad-controlled pointer and then click.

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ibetno1tookthis

Jun. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) spent like 50 tries on 19, then finish 20 on first try with 15 seconds left....

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Sakiharu

May. 03, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I love traffic? No. such traffics are horrible.

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Faidonas

May. 03, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) For the last level: At the beginning turn on all of them for 1 car each then close them quickly again. Don't touch the first light to the left and concentrate at the 4 others. Then when around 10 cars left open all the lights at the same time including the first. You don't need to worry about time in this level just backing up traffic to much. Hope this helped!

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Bepedos

May. 03, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Having each light also respond to a key (say the 1-9 part of the keyboard) would make controlling the lights much easier and allow for harder levels. I just finished the game with my laptops trackpad and the last level was hell.

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Greattime0

Dec. 27, 2020

Under rating threshold (show) ngl found level 19 much harder than level 20

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KaasChuig2

Apr. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "You caused an accident", oh no, don't look at me. I wasn't the idiot behind the wheel.

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musea9

Jul. 04, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) WHO BUILT THIS SHITTY ROAD?

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TheQuietGamer

May. 03, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) If there's ever a sequel for this game I highly recommend explosions for when the cars crash.

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trozborn

Jun. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Some drivers must get pissed that the second light is always green, and the one they land at is having a seizure

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Mathmos

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) do you know that all polar bears are left handed? YES I DO. YOU TOLD ME 10 TIMES!

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Fitmit12

Jun. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well apparently it dosen't matter if there's a accident, we just need to get people across this part of the road safely. 5/5

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Simothis

Jun. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs a mode where you MUST cause as much traffic and crashes as possible

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vad9m

Oct. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The cars seem to be scored when they enter the intersections, not when they survive crossings. Or as my three-year-old puts it, "You caused an accident but you still won!" We are both surprised and think this is a strange way to score the game

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10crystalmask01

Apr. 29, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I hate traffic. I really do. Yet this was a fun game, where I actually made a police car stop on a red light, ha ha.

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vovillia

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This is the most disorientating game I have ever played

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EvilDamien250351

Mar. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "You've cause an accident" No, the f*cking people who designed the roads did!

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MrManiac13

Jun. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) One....... More............... T- You know what? Screw it. Im just gonna crash these cars like a madman.

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Shambolic_Entity

Jun. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) A keyboard interface would be good; the traffic lights could be numbered, and toggled with the number keys.

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lalo8111

Mar. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It'd be cool if there was I Hate Traffic, and for each level you have to make a chain reaction of cars in a crash, but with only a limited numbers of cars passing and you can still control the stoplights.

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helasraizam

Feb. 04, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) How to win 20: All lights green except first. Try to win before you lose.

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VoidDragon777

Feb. 01, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) "Yes your honor, I wish to sue the traffic system for my horrible accident. They should have clicked faster! It's not my fault I was driving at five hundred ****ing miles an hour through a busy four lane intersection!"

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VortigonX1

Jan. 14, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Why are there no yellow lights?

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Extreme_Z7

Jul. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) There is a small glitch. When timed right, you can a let a vehicle stop in the middle of oncoming traffic.

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freguy

Jan. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I love this game, it so simple but no one has ever done something quite like it

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Bigglessp

Oct. 10, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) The turn all lights green and wait till you randomly win on level 20 seems to work the best. Keep an eye on the cars cleared counter and when it gets to about 8, turn all red and use the first two lights to win.

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Dicaren

May. 03, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You love traffic? I HATE CARS

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Weesplat

Jun. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Did anyone else have the traffic back up with one car left to win multiple times on the last level?

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Crysis990

May. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) who new all drivers have no brain

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JackXtreme

May. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Hey, John! what ya been doin'?" "Oh, the usual. Causing five indivisual crashes in hthe same square mile in the same ten seconds. What about you?" "Well, i've been ignoring the fact a car is coming down the street I'm crossing, and if a car is in my way, i just slowly drive into it and crash.

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Dmammah

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs extra points for emergency vehicles

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awzumness

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I would like to say this has got to be killing insurance companies.

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goldenwouter

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) funny how police cars have to stop for a traffic light

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VirusInstalled

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, since when does everyone stop at the lights?

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smokescreen1220

Jul. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i learned 2 things from this game, i love traffic, and polar bears are left handed.

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minidayne

Jul. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) if you click green then red it counts that the car or truck waiting get points

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mangogirl

Jun. 11, 2020

Under rating threshold (show) bruh just cuz u CAN go faster dont mean u SHOULD... those damn motorcycles going like 3x faster than the cars, is this the no-speed-limit germany street or smthin

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pobertybob

Jul. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Am i the only one who finds it very satisfying making a massive crash?!

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joster02

Jan. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I just noticed the road with a green line in the center means those cars go slow and the red line mean those cars go fast

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Osumsoss

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) is it just me or do they speed up when they're about to hit someone?

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Blk7567

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love the fact that ambulances stop at a traffic light.... :P

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libilibi

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) At the last level open all the traffic lights and wait for your luck =)a

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decadebce

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hot keys would be a GREAT addition.

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ZZTopless

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thank God they don't have turning lanes.

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tcvang

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I just love causing accidents at the end of a level!!

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danwon67

Feb. 01, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 'You backed up traffic too much', *one car away*...

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MineCrewLink182

Jul. 09, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) MAYBE THERE WOULDN'T BE AN ACCIDENT IF THE CAR CROSSING WASN'T GOING 2 MILES PER HOUR

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PolarKoalaBear

May. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *Sees semi crossing intersection* I THINK I'LL JUST DRIVE 100/MPH AND HOPE THE SEMI GETS OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME!

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