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Lag screws up jump timing and it doesn't get any harder as you go. The difficulty at 30,000 is the same as the difficulty at 1 million. Fun for a little while I guess... 3/5
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Pretty good game, i like the fact that its neck goes on forever, but needs upgrades like higher jumps or endurance where you can put obstacles in the game that you need to jump over, or new tricks besides jumping and grinding. Overall a good game 5/5.
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in soviet Russia, giraffe rockets you? no.... rocket you giraffes? hm.... rockets giraffe the Russians? Darn! stupid jokes are harder to make than they look XD!
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So now he's smoked enough pot that he's gone from elephants with lazers to giraffes with rockets on their necks...What will you think of next?
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I'm off to Russia to film the sequel, Soviet Rocket Crotch Go Go Go! The burns on my dangle shall be well worth the endowment.
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Possibly the most dangerous part of the game is going for a megajump. This has gotten me killed on more than one occasion.
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Am I wrong or this is completly pointless!? Good graphics and environment, but no upgrades =( this game has no longevity this way, but if you create a simple ups system like toss the turtle, flight, learn to fly, you can have a great game about a bouncing animal instead of a flying one, think 'bout it XD
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Your enemy...do you have any points against the game? just you don't like it? You need to give constructive criticisms.
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So, after playing ONE round for about ten minutes and getting 3.1mil points I was like, "Awww yeah, this HAS to be a high score." So I proceeded to check the high scores... High score is 54.8mil..... WHAT?!?!?!