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Scientist 1: Isn't this illegal? Trying to kill a thought to be extinct species? Scientist 2: Um, probally, why? S1: Oh never mind. Let's just put an extra hat on him and call it a day.
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Fact: The T-Rex loved running on a treadmill in a nightclub with strobes, lazers on either side of them with spikeballs being rolled towards them while people spun a wheel making it even more deadly.
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The T-Rex subject had a great time jumping over spiked balls and having minor seizures at the many pretty lights, but when landing on reverse treadmill, the poor bastard charged headlong into a laser. Prognosis? T-Rex's are retarded.
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This game is stupid. Yet of course we all know that it's the stupidest of games that are the most amusing. Which explains why I just wasted a good deal of the evening on it.
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Random fact: The T-Rex was an adept sprinter capable of up to 30 mph and enjoyed wearing top hats. Their excessive size symbolized his prowess and rank in the pack.
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See, the dinos went extinct because they were all out of shape, whereas this t-rex was active and stayed alive until pwnd later
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You haven't lived until you've seen a T-rex, dodging spiked balls while partying his (censored) off while wearing a funky hat..