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loki245

Sep. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) after playing the game for about 5 times in a row, i finnaly live to 130...but alas, my wife commited suicide.

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Hiro209

Sep. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) first time i played some teenagers killed me when i told them to piss off...

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AznBoii0

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Sort of makes me think.. Life sure does go by fast. :( I like this game. It deserves way more attention then this. 5/5 Nice concept and i really enjoyed this.

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Yode

Mar. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) LMAO "You're walking around a large park. Life seems grand. What do you want to do? There's a few chess boards near the pond, Some ducks on the other side of the pond and there's a swing set nearby" SWING ON THE SWING GOD DAMNIT. BEST ANSWER EVER

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ZyZyRa

Feb. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Reminds me of Alter Ego...

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kauangobbi

Jan. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i tried to go to class... but even the teacher went to the beach T---T what's wrong with the teachers today?

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zaprowsdower

Jan. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I died from a broken nose at the age of 12.

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18tbrown

Jan. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) when i play this game i play it out in my head. so when the guy ask if i want any candy this is how i picture it. "YOU WANT SOME CANDEH LITTLE BOYYY?!!??!" said the guy. THen i said".........IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAAAAA BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!! sure ill take some candy.......where u go?"

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Kt395

Jul. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So I'm a weakling, fugly, displeasing, and average? I feel so purposeless. :(

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hoptail05

Jan. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My best friend moved away and I got stabbed by a mugger. then a homeless man took my shoes!! :(

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FoodzFighter

Oct. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This game is Genius, It somehow describes the meaning of life.

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sophue5608909

Mar. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i had a kid i couldent take it and i hung myself death:suicide

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theawesomebeast

Jun. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My wife died of cancer and then who should come along on the dating scene but her again.

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VioletStar77

Nov. 30, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) "Play with fire?" *Strikes a match "Pretty. You put it out quickly" "You died. Cause of death: Stab wound." Excuse me?

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Quanson

Jun. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I've played this game at least five times a week and honestly this is one of the best ever games to come to Kongregate it deserves to be the first highest rated game. 5/5/Favourite.

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blocks1122

Jan. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I DIED!!!! I SET DA HOUSE ON FIRE WITH A MATCH AND KILLED MYSELF!! :D LOL

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StephenW137

Dec. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i keep dying (for no reason) of : Stab wound and once i auditioned IT KILLED ME! ;(

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Real_RainbowDash

Nov. 05, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Chuck Norris, 130 years of age, final words: 'Roundhouse... kick...'

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lolguy3

Aug. 02, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Death From Condom. Best way to die!!!

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Hobocobo

Sep. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) When I died, I was looking at my stats and whatnot... and I realized that I named my daughter Jason. xD

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CatherineB25

Aug. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *goes on swing* *dies*

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Mandog1

Jul. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Jack Nicholson died at the age of 130 with $21,095. Never had a relationship or a job and died as an ugly, unhealthy, man. Although, he was smart and the life of the party, he was also as strong as Arnold Schwarzenegger. The End!

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HungryManster

Jun. 06, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *You* "Ah s**t! Oh god, f**king... Teenagers..." *Dies* *Random Guy* "Some random 13 year old's killed you, i'm never going outside again..."

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linklegend

Dec. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died from looking at the match box WTF?!

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xxslybatxx

Nov. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) basically this game tests how much luck you have to get good stats

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hungergames111

Nov. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) wow I killed myself because I had a baby...

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BulletNinja42

May. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Starting stats: Intelligence: Average. Attractiveness: Ugly. Strength: Feeble Old Man. Charm: Annoying... I got to about age 50 or 60 before I applied for a job as a bicycle mechanic.. I was turned down.. I ended up killing myself.. x)

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airjordan1325

May. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I tried to find a compromise between Joe and Kerry I then died from a stab wound. I don't think they liked my getting involved.

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BethW11

Apr. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i got alcohol poisoning and immediately died in a fire..?

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FeyFeyN

Jan. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Died at age 12, friend beat punched me in the face for walking away from him when he was shoplifting o.O

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dizzydude1

Jul. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You wake up in a hospital 6 days later. you could have died. 'next turn' Dead. WTF

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spivee

Jan. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I lit a match and put it out, put the box out of sight and... died?!

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ruddie

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Awesome, I had absolutely Job for 100 years, and still managed to end up with $10,000.

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papahmariorulez

Dec. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Really? someone with 9 personality and 0 attractiveness denied me. Someone with 2 personality and 0 attractiveness denied me. Just like real life. Sigh

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nivster

Dec. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) my first date died by a car crash my second date died by cancer my third date got murded then I died at 80 and I had no kids I died lonely

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spartacusxerox

Apr. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i impregnated my high school love and committed suicide at the age of 17. how sad T_T

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Prismo16

Apr. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) A computer in a computer...

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bomEagle

Aug. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) retarded Ugly Feeble old man Social outcast Unhealthy... Someones gonna get some candy

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Bloodhorbius

Mar. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Male. Genius. Hot. Bodybuilder. Delightful. Healthy. *cough* *cough*

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ShadowGamer17

Feb. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died from a broken nose? What?

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Molordias

Feb. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The decisions you make need to create different options for decisions in the future. For the most part, everybody goes through the same set of options. Everybody is mugged, everybody is randomly attacked by 6 youths, everybody is asked if they'd like some candy from the creepy old man. There should be some elements to the circumstances you end up in that are randomly generated, and there should be some elements that are decided by what you've done in the past. Also the years go by much too fast, I went from young adult to old age before I'd even knew what was happening. It needs to be easy to marry someone, I was an attractive, rich smart guy who dated a girl for 35 years. After that 35 years, she still wasn't ready to "go steady" yet (which I find king of funny because dating somebody for 35 years seems like a pretty good description of going steady).

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Xorthos

Apr. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Do you want to kill yourself? [I'm better than this]; You decide you have many more years to live. You died.

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kane705

Sep. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i'm retarded yet hot?

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Lindz365

Feb. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Soooooooooo I can just go "hey I wanna be an A-list celeb" employer" Sure! you look hot enough,you get the job!"

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seriousninja

Jan. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I died at 70 of old age right after i got directions on a longer life from a doctor. great

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MissMellotica

Dec. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Don Dorito lived a good life with Mary(9 in personality and attractiveness, ayyyy) and his three kids. The only downside to it was that he was fugly. :C

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carlosfilipe

Mar. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Died at age 120 with 30,720$

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AwesomeSauceKid

Nov. 07, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Died of a fire apparently, when I wasn't even born yet.

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buttholeface

Nov. 04, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died after getting stabbed by a mugger. A hobo stole my shoes. Turns out I can still date and go steady in death. I went to the movies with my girlfriend a couple times after I had died.

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popjoy16

Aug. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i went to go get a condom, died of a stab wound. 10/10 would play again

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