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Sort of makes me think.. Life sure does go by fast. :( I like this game. It deserves way more attention then this. 5/5 Nice concept and i really enjoyed this.
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LMAO "You're walking around a large park. Life seems grand. What do you want to do? There's a few chess boards near the pond, Some ducks on the other side of the pond and there's a swing set nearby" SWING ON THE SWING GOD DAMNIT. BEST ANSWER EVER
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when i play this game i play it out in my head. so when the guy ask if i want any candy this is how i picture it. "YOU WANT SOME CANDEH LITTLE BOYYY?!!??!" said the guy. THen i said".........IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAAAAA BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!! sure ill take some candy.......where u go?"
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"Play with fire?"
*Strikes a match
"Pretty. You put it out quickly"
"You died. Cause of death: Stab wound."
Excuse me?
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I've played this game at least five times a week and honestly this is one of the best ever games to come to Kongregate it deserves to be the first highest rated game. 5/5/Favourite.
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Jack Nicholson died at the age of 130 with $21,095. Never had a relationship or a job and died as an ugly, unhealthy, man. Although, he was smart and the life of the party, he was also as strong as Arnold Schwarzenegger. The End!
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Starting stats: Intelligence: Average. Attractiveness: Ugly. Strength: Feeble Old Man. Charm: Annoying... I got to about age 50 or 60 before I applied for a job as a bicycle mechanic.. I was turned down.. I ended up killing myself.. x)
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I tried to find a compromise between Joe and Kerry I then died from a stab wound. I don't think they liked my getting involved.
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Really? someone with 9 personality and 0 attractiveness denied me. Someone with 2 personality and 0 attractiveness denied me. Just like real life. Sigh
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my first date died by a car crash my second date died by cancer my third date got murded then I died at 80 and I had no kids I died lonely
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The decisions you make need to create different options for decisions in the future. For the most part, everybody goes through the same set of options. Everybody is mugged, everybody is randomly attacked by 6 youths, everybody is asked if they'd like some candy from the creepy old man. There should be some elements to the circumstances you end up in that are randomly generated, and there should be some elements that are decided by what you've done in the past. Also the years go by much too fast, I went from young adult to old age before I'd even knew what was happening. It needs to be easy to marry someone, I was an attractive, rich smart guy who dated a girl for 35 years. After that 35 years, she still wasn't ready to "go steady" yet (which I find king of funny because dating somebody for 35 years seems like a pretty good description of going steady).
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Don Dorito lived a good life with Mary(9 in personality and attractiveness, ayyyy) and his three kids. The only downside to it was that he was fugly. :C
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I died after getting stabbed by a mugger. A hobo stole my shoes.
Turns out I can still date and go steady in death. I went to the movies with my girlfriend a couple times after I had died.