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I'm sorry Mr.Bob, but i'm afraid your rib won't grow back plus we don't have the technology to give you a independent artificial lungs so you have no choice but to go to the iron lung machine
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okay bob this will be a fine surgery,you are going to make it!*2 hours later in the middle of surgery*so bob,how is your family? Nurse:Sir,He cannot speak,he is asleep and in a coma. Me:SHUT UP NURSE NO ONE CAARES!!! *2 more hours later*CMON! STAY WITH ME DAMMIT! *is slapping bob* *7 hours later*Well the surgery was successful!*bodybag is being taken away in the backround*
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Okay, Bob, now you will have 2 hearts, several fractured ribs, no lungs and half of a measuring cup inside you, but you'll live a healthy life... I think.
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Im sorry- I see something wrong with the description: It should go like this:
"You are Nigel Burke. A psychotic 1 armed man with absolutely no motor skills whatsoever. You are somehow forced to perform a heart transplant... Ha... haha..."
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i tried pressing M to mute the music. it didnt work so i tried knocking the radio off the table. apparently it was made by nokia
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Well, I have good news and I have bad news... you might experience random pains inside you due to the scalpel I lost. Good news is: You have a radio heart that repeats the same song over and over! Aaaand you're dead.
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The Results: Dear Mrs Banana, im sorry to tell you that your husband has lost his entire ribcage and two lungs. Although he may not be able to breath or stand properly, he is still alive. But please dont try to sue us as i accidently threw some unessecary items in his chest.
Thank You.
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This is, frankly, nearly unplayable. Sure the controls are difficult. That's the point. However, when his ribs and sternum are gone, but chunks of ribs are floating in mid air preventing me from doing anything else, I call is unplayable.
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well I managed to get ahold of a saw, and now my gay needs a few ribs as well as another lung I did manage to drop the entire cup of q-tips in there to manage the blood loss so all in all I think its a success. now back to running track in qwop
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It was all going so well until you slit the guys throat with a bone saw... Oh well stuff happens, ON TO THE NEXT PATIENT.
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Does anyone know what to do after excising the old heart, inserting the new heart, injecting the epinephrine and reattaching the veins? I can't seem to get the chest sutures to stick. Thanks!
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*chucks replacement heart across room* "Forget it!" the docter said, and after that he smacked his patient on the right cheek with a small hammer.
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"You are Nigel Burke… an ordinary guy, with no outstanding skills. Somehow forced to perform a heart transplant, using any tools available."
Why can't i be myself?!
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get all the ribs free with a circular saw and he bleeds to death because, you know, if you cut a rib lying on the table, lots of blood comes out.
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Easy guide:
Step one: throw everything but the scapels and hammer away
Step 2: use the hammer and GENTLY destroy his ribcage ( Throw all the pieces away)
Step 3: Use the knives to cut the bad heart and throw that away
step 4: insert new heart
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I love the idea of this game!!! To bad the controls are so horrible. Could not grab a thing and just by moving the arm was knocking stuff off the table. The movement would keep moving even after i stopped my mouse. I think the idea and the work on it so far are pretty good as far as graphics, but the movement is horrible, not so much the control layout.