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I've never been so excited to picked something up correctly and never so devastated to drop a saw into someone's open chest cavity
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Yes I'll be operating on you today, oh don't worry about my hand flopping around like a dead fish. I'm sure you'll be fine.
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Poster board: Good evening ladies and gentleman, this message is here to inform you that there may be one or more objects that will be lost inside your chest/brain etc. Upon having that situation happen (unlikely) you will have to pay additional fees. Surgery to remove the objects, or if failed, appropriate amount of fund to cover the cost of the tools. Thank you for choosing this hospital.
~Yes there is no one else ;)
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"So i used blunt force trauma to Bob and then i severed his arteries and then i threw his new heart in and he survived."-------Nigel Burke
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"After I did the transplant on you, I left your old heart and some bones in there...also you may not be able to breath since I ripped your lungs out as well, and your chest will feel flat since there isn't a rib cage in there." 10/10
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I was at the height of my job in the surgery.I needed to make my job harder, since swapping a heart with some strangers was childs play.To make things interesting, I did it with one hand. Right off, I nearly tripped over the bed I was working on (Even so I was standing still) and nearly knocked out the heart monitor.With the cover off. I thought, I need to get inside this rib cage, but how? I saw a saw to the corner of my eye which I brought from the street and decided that would do the job. I reached for it, but I was angry, so I punched right threw it knocking everything behind over and sending the saw right to his ribs Got the job done!Then, some paper caught my eye, meaning I had to get it. I picked up the board with paper on and saw it had nothing on.Hmpth..I decided to throw it away, right into the person ribs, destroying it and making sure the saw cut every last peice away. I knew the man would die, so to comfort him, I picked up his new heart and threw it at him for a cushion
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Step 1. Give yourself the bird.
Step 2. Remove flap without killing patient.
Step 3. Hopelessly tug at ribcage for a bit. Move on to bone saw.
Step 4. Stick bone saw in patient's eye. Move on to hammer and reduce ribcage to bloody pulp.
Step 5. Remove lungs. Who needs lungs?
Step 6. Take a step back. Breath in deeply and look at patient.
Step 7. Panic.
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"And It Was Going So Well..." All I did was use the saw and leave it in the poor man... At Least the heart replacement was in his chest :3 I'm such a great person!
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guys i somehow threw all the organs on the floor and threw the a heart in the cavity and it said sucess. psst i dropped a saw in the cavity
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Funny ! i have the steam version too, it's easier with the green seringue. C'est plus facile sur Steam. En promotion sur www.humblebundle.com !
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ok it seems that have emptied out your insides,but look on the bright side!now you wont need any more surgeries on your organs because YOU DONT GOT ANY LEFT!
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Well, as i grabbed the hammer, having no idea what i was doing, i smacked his rib cage with it. That's when it happened... BOOM!! Hammer time! Organs go flying everywhere! "No need for those obviously" i think as they fly into the darkness behind the man's head. the saw is taken and slices into the poor guy's heart, and it shoots out of his body. Punch open the heart that will replace his and drop the heart (like you're dropping the mic) into the hole, now bleeding like crazy. Yet, the operation is a success and apparently he will be ok...
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Easy way of getting Success: Take the hammer and smash his rib cage. Yes. Smash it. Now take out the bones when they fly, and the lungs. If you can grab the heart, get a scalpel and carefully cut the arteries to the heart. When it stops beating, take it out and take the heart in the box and just throw it in his chest. + to keep this walkthrough alive!
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Me:"I have successfully completed the transplant!" Family:"So does this mean hes going to have a healthy heart?" Me:"It was a heart transplant?"
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*First time playing* > -Picks up hammer- So i need to smash the ribs...? -After 2 little smashes the whole thing goes hammer time- HOLY! Wait.. Ok im gona clean up this mess... -After 5 minutes- Finally, Now i just have to take the scalpel... OK good one.... -Stabs the blood vines- Phew Now to remove it. -Takes off heart And opens the heart chest- OK now to drop it. -Drops- Finally! Wai.. -Smashes the heart repeadetly to the chest- Its in! ITS IN! ITS F*****G IN!!!!!!!!!!! -Completes- YEEEEEEEEEEH *like a real surgeon*
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ummm....sorry but I dropped the heart I wated to put in you,then accidentally cut your face with the saw,broke some ribs with the hammer what I left in your chest,together with the saw,2 cups,a strange pointy thing and probably a pen.you might have some breathing issues,because I tore out both lungs,and you aren't supposed to be alive,because I tore out your old heart as well,then to hide the evidences,I pushed a green,bloody cloth in the place of the 2 lungs,and the heart,and you lost nearly 8 litres of blood,but it doesen't matter,as long as you are still bleeding XDD