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Good news, Bad news: Good news- Transplant success! Bad news- I broke your rib cage, damaged your lungs and stabbed your heart out. Now your chest only has a heart. Oh yea, you might get sudden pains in your heart because a piece of your rib cage got in the way and I have a syndrome call cant-control-my-hand syndrome. Anyway, just don't go boxing.
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I thought Putting the Radio in him would help i mean He wont waste Money on earbuds and headphones am I right? Lets just hope he feels better.
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What I noticed is that all you have to do, is take out all the organs, and place in the organ your suppose to use as a replacement, you don't even put the rest back in. O.o
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Well after throwing the drape on the floor dramatically, I tossed a few needles in his chest, knocked my saw off the table, put a needle in his eye, and hammered his lung. Mission accomplished? Seriously, controls are impossible, I understand that idea and it is really unique, but it is just too hard to control anything.
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really fun game. Unfortunately he keeps dying. Only issue I have is that, after removing things like some bone fragments, the game will still run the "saw" counter if the saw, which is sitting on the table, makes contact with a bone, which is also sitting on the table and totally separated from the soon to be corpse. Other than that, great game.
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Well, that was fun. after working for 15 minutes to give the guy a new heart, i drop the thing off the table. The last 15 minutes of me being a doctor was spent flipping the guy off and smashing his old heart with a hammer. 10/10 satisfaction... if only there was a gun.
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"Well sir, the operation was a success!If you mean success as in brutally hacksawing your ribcage, ripping out your lungs and kidney, and basically destroying your innards beyond repair.You'll be happy to know that I did manage to throw in a heart, so, You'll live!" Patient:" WHAT THE HELL?I'M GONNA DIE!" Me: "Nope."
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Howto: efficiency.
Smash his ribs with the hammer. No bleeding.
Slide your hand in his chest from one side to the other. Ribs grow back. Lungs too.
Repeatedly stab him in the chest with a scalpel until the heart becomes jiggly
Immediately throw the heart in.
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alright first off LOL at the comments apparently im not the only one , to the dev though wow this is so damn close to being a awesome game u just need to dumb down the controls a bit my laptop wont even let me us e my mouse if i have 4 fingers clinched at the same time
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Me: Grandpa, i just did heart surgery... he has 3 knives no ribs, no lungs, 2 saw, and a new heart though... Dad: Is he alive? Me: Yes.... i think..
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Ahhh, easy going... destroy the whole chest with the hammer, take all the crap out, cut the old heart on the 3 points and finally, throw the new heart in the right position. Done! I think, now i am a heart specialist. Feel free to call me if u need a surgery! =)
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i managed to pull 1 of his lungs out of his rib cage with my amazing brute skills, and when i did, he instantly died, R.I.P, now he will file a law suit against me and i will have to go to court, and be executed for my actions, thanks alot...
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Lets pray to god that the people who play this are not inspired to become surgeons... I would like to keep my lungs....
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I cut out the guy's heart and opened the container, only to discover that there was no heart inside. I tried to substitute with the radio, but sadly the guy didn't turn into a cyborg.
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Surgeon: "Doctor, the anesthesia wore off in the middle of the surgery,"
Doctor: "Well what did you do?"
Surgeon: "I pretended to shoot at him with my fingers and that frightened him a little but he started screaming like it was real."
Doctor: "He was probably screaming by all the pain,"
Surgeon: "Or that too, but after that I just started hitting him with the hammer in the head! :D"
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"Good morning sir, the surgery was a great success, though you now have no lungs, and no ribs. Also, i dropped my cup of cotton swabs in your chest, my scapels , my pens , and also a bunch of broken glass were also dropped. Also, when i used the hammer, everything in your chest went flying across the room, so i cannot put them back, but hey! I got an A++! Good thing too, your gonna need a lot more surgery. What? My degree? What is a degree?"
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congrats! The surgery went well your chest cavity now contains 2 hearts a bunch of broken pieces of ribs and a scalpel
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Hammer time is fun and all, but it makes the patient lose an entire liter of his blood. Instead, I used a safer and more humane way of breaking the ribcage: smashing the new heart into the ribs over and over again.
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In the first few seconds i got my hand stuck under his rib cage, then after five minutes of trying to get my hand out i grabbed the heart and dropped it in. After that anything that was already inside him was on his face or the floor and i dropped the heart on the floor when i accidentally pushed the all the knives and pins in his organs. I cut him multiple times with the scissors and the back of the hammer, and dropped blood all over his face mask. I lost the cloth cover that was on him, so i just left before i made it worse.
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Smash ribs with hammer, rip out lungs, chop out heart. Throw new heart into gaping hole...CONGRATULATIONS! A++ WTF?!?!