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The controls really do make this game suck. I read through the control part 3 times because I could not pick anything up. All I can do is move my arm around and wiggle my fingers. I've knocked everything into the floor.
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eww.... these controls.... *hunts down the game on steam since i greenlit it days ago* (before i saw it here obviously. .... saying 'no' this time..
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I was excited to play this. Took about 10s to realize how terrible it is. The controls are unbelievably clumsy and slow to the point of making the game virtually unplayable.
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You know, I thought I was gonna get on here and show you how it's done. but no, this really is the worst game in existance. I'm sorry. I can't even pick up stuff off the table. I had such excited hopes too.
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Kissing is healthy.
-Bananas are good for cramps.
-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
-Its true. Guys DO insult you if they like you.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... -Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps it.
-89% of guys would want girls to make the first move.
-Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the waist.
-Chocolate makes you feel better.
-Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket.
-Guys think its cute when you mess up.
-A true friend will NEVER judge you.
-There is only one guy who is worth your tears.
-If you have a dream about someone, then that person went to sleep thinking about you.
-More guys...than girls will read this. Everyone likes surprises.
* Now make a wish. Wish really hard! Wish before reading on
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Okay, now that I'm drunk and rock the heart transplant level....Hearts ARE square and have an antennae sticking out of them right?? Anyway...I like the game for the most part. The few tweaks that I want to bring to light are: The grab function of the hand has a lot to be desired. I try to grab the bone saw and I grab the clip board. I try to grab the rib fragments and I grab the lungs or heart. Speaking of ribs...I know that the story is that I am 'average joe' but, I think that you have too many chest parts. This makes it really difficult to get into the heart valves. That is to say, the collision routine prevents me from moving lower than the highest rib part, but also prevents me from actually grabbing or moving the rib part so that I can mutila..er disconnect the heart valve.
All in all, If I were the patient, I would have absolute confidence in anyone trained by this simulator. Very well designed game!
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The controls make QWOP look downright coherent. Jerky gameplay, slow response, and I can't click outside the game. Objectively speaking, this is the worst game I've ever played.