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Sir your transplant was successful, but you're missing your rib cage, lungs, and there may be a knife somewhere in your chest region. On other news your blood level is somewhere around 100 mils. OK it's about 2 mil.
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*destroys ribcage* sorry! *throws lungs on the floor* you dont need those.*puts replacement heart in with the old heart* aaand now your a timelord!!!
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You may notice a buzzing noise accompanied by a sharp pain in your chest. Do not be alarmed, this is merely the bonesaw that fell into your chest cavity while stuck in the on position. But you will be fine I'm sure.
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doctor 1 "alright lets do this"
doctor 2 "I bet 50 bucks u cant do it with one hand"
doctor 3 "Make it 100 with out any gloves"
doctor 1 " YOUR ON!"
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After 7 minutes of surgery (throwing away all the tools and try to use a scissor to get the ribs open) I noticed that the replacement heart was gone. Now I'm 100% sure that I found my surgeon diploma in a cereal box.
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LOL this game is hilarious, 4/5 stars for good laugh 5/5 when its renamed to "alcoholic surgeon with partial motor-function disability simulator".
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the surgery was a success you now have 2 hearts no lungs a bonesaw and 2 or 3 scalpels, well you be paying in cash or credit
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I can only imagine what people watching must be thinking.
" Here is the part where he removes the ribs! Oh wait, he just cut his heart in half."
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well after i slit his throat and poked his eyes and nearly snapped his neck, i somehow exploded his chest like a piniata. and so i guess this guy is invinicble.
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Sorry mr. anderson... The surgery was a sucess... But i accidently threw it a few knives, a clipboard, a saw, 1 or 2 earwaxers, and you only have 6 chest bones, none are connected. You only have 4L of blood remaining, your lungs were removed, and your heart is not connected. Also i recommend never get cuts on your chest, you may have your bones slip out. Have a nice day sir :D
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*hulk smashes ribs* *rips out lungs* *tries to rip out heart* *arm becomes deformed* :O I'm Plastic Woman *heart is out* *throws out old heart* *accidentally drops new heart* *throws in radio* *plays "Stereo Heart"* Oliver!your heart's a stereo! *dies* :O OLIVER?!?! SPEAK TO ME OLIVER! (later) better story than...Twilight I guess?
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Secret to winning with no blood loss: #1 Cut the ribs with the radio. #2 Use the ribs to get rid of more ribs. #3 Break a beaker and cut the heart of with it.
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The fastest way to finish this game :
Use the Hammer to break his Ribs ,
then take out everything in this body ,
The the knifes to cut his heart ,
take his heart out ,
put the new one in it .
then u r done :D
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"And you were doing so well..." I'm not sure if you noticed computer, but I broke all of his ribs, stabbed a knife into his lungs, threw one of his lungs across the room, and left one laying sideways across his chest. But at least his heart was still in good shape so that definitely does count for something.
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yes yes idid make a couple mistakes like when I used the mini saw I tried to just cut a little bit of the rib to get to the heart but all the ribs went flying and in his chest I removed the ribs and all organs cut his heart out and put the new one in I said he might feel a slight numbness in his chest and it may be harder to breath but other wise he was fine.
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congratulations, without actually touching your heart, i have replaced everything with this really annoying radio, but i lost the remote, broke your rib cage and lungs, threw the heart in your chest and a saw, my pen exploded all over your heart, threw all of your medical details in your chest and, ehh, i couldn't find a toilet. JOB WELL DONE!
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"Well...I'm sorry to say this but...I managed to remove both your lungs and all your ribs. the plus side is that you'll be able to listen to music where ever you go with the high tech radio in your chest............Wait. wait....shit...its acutally one of the Mexican stations............"
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*Attempts to saw ribs with electric saw - Drops it on floor* ... *Attempts for 6 minutes to saw ribs with manual saw* ... "Ah F#@$ it" ... *Smashes ribs with hammer*
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I actually put his lungs BACK IN right before I finished. I also gave him a second heart. Finished in 04:52 and with 4425.213ml blood. :D