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Sir I'm the best uncertified surgeon your money could buy. Now I'm not liable for...
Missing organs
Broken bones
Death
Random surgical equipment stuck in your body
Blood loss
And the occasional bloody murder.
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i just got my hand stuck in the cloth of the patient. great start for an operation and im gonna actually go in the medical field. good luck everyone. lol
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Ok so i "hammertime" his entire chest cavity to oblivion, left about every tool INSIDE of him, brutally remove his heart, slit his new hearts throat on accident, and just plop in there. A++..... seems legit.
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Lag caused me to lose all the instruments and the heart but I forced my hand inbetween his ribs and I got rid of a meaty thing that seemed like cancer. I didnt complete or win a game or a medal but I saved a mans life today. Thats what matters the most to me.
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Takes time to get used to the controls. I myself brutally murdered my pantient only 2 times!(well, 3 if you count the successful transplantation, because that's a murder too). Anyway, it's hilarious while at the same time you feel bad for laughing at it.
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If you hear any music coming from your chest dont worry, the radio seemed to have gotten lodged into your chest somehow.
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A++ who knew using the right tools did anything i still left most of his insides on the floor though ... he'll be fine
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Heh I won at second try...too bad Bob's i lost his lungs,and lost a few scalpels in there...but yeah he is gonna live for next few minutes.
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I dont know.... I Destroyed all the bone 'cuz i ws thinking !But unfortunately a lung fell in a jar and the saw cuted at half the stomach! I threw the heart in the stomach and i was thinking:he well be just fine!
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Thank you for coming! There is a slight problem though, you seem to have lost all of your ribs, and have a hammer and pliers in you stomach.
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"I'm sorry nurse but he's not gonna make it"
"But Doctor you're the the only doctor with less than 3 deaths during your operations!"
"Yes and these now 4 deaths are all because I knocked all my tools onto the floor!"
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I'm sorry sir, during your operation you lost: 12 ribs, both of your lungs and you seem to have a radio, hammer, and a saw embedded in your rib cage. On the bright side, you have a new heart!
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this game is impossible, but I have never laughed so much in my life. I page of instructions and I'm trying a heart transplant after seemingly downing a bottle of tequila, not sure you had this in mind buts its hillarious
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So my patient was loosing a lot of blood rather fast. I didn't really understand until he'd lost all his blood. Then I noticed a rib had been resting on the electric saw, on the table.. next to the guy..
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i ripped everything out of his chest, including the lungs, torn out his heart, dumped the scaple, needles, and bonesaw into his chest, then tossed the new heart in...."That looks alright, im sure he'll be fine..." da faq you mean hes gunna be fine O.e lol
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im sorry if i doned a mistak efor you mr. i destroyed all the rib cage ,lungs and i droped a bunch of instruments in there
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OK removed the ribs, lungs, put a new heart in. Also threw in a saw, clipboard, broken glass and some stabby thingies; that will be $500,000 total but for $2M more I can replace the ribs, remove the old heart and sew in the new one and each rib replaced is an extra $15,000. Cheers!