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hm i will not wait for the coincidence to reach the border. too hard, or just annoying. btw naked man with hat and shotgun is really funny. 2/5
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It is a very good game, but it is also annoying. Hitting a guard should not just basically stop you completly, and even with the best of upgrades, you have to bounce about 35,000 of the way there without dying. You would need complete luck and hit about 55 trampolines to completly make it. 3/5
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Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges...
Hey! That actually FITS for this game. Hee! Thumbs up for the lame-ass joke!
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When that naked mexican flew up to that cop, it felt like I was in a Village People show. Great Game! Because I wouldn't like my mexicans being thrown any other way!
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very clever idea! launch your self over the USA border killing every gaurd in site but when he lands on the other side...SPLAT!!!!!
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Shenanigans! I cross the border, and just as I'm getting to the glorious USA, a snake on the road kills me. My final distance AFTER LOSING is 100,061...
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You should change launching to give less money and killing to give more money. As it is you can just launch and then after you hit the ground press R and relaunch for mass cash.
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go racist bitches keep (-)
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MAN...next time i have to fly to across the country, ill give serious thought about dropping a tone pound weight off of my house onto a plank that flings me. I might just get far and not get shot.
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Wow, mexican jumps on border patroler from se saw and mauls to death. in other news, theres a nude mexican flying accross the sky with a uzi!
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i've always wondered what it would be like to be a naked, drunk mexican launching himself across the border, now i know....
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GUY 1"Oh my god did you see that guy fly through the air??" guy 2,"which one??" "The mexican with a taquito assault rifle, firing at birds snakes and random armed guards, and bounces like 100 feet in the air?!?!?!"
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just launch, wait until you start to come back down, and then hit r to restart. buy the wieghts first. Really easy win.
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Launch self into air... then, hold the [D], [E] and [Mouse1] buttons... finally, tremble in fear of my blazing speed and eye-watering burritos, for I am the Drunken Cartwheeling Mexican!
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"Ya know what i hate?" "What?" "when mexicans come flying out of nowhere, r un you over, and then shoot you in the face with burritos while drinking tequilla." "does that ever actually happ-HOLY SHIIIIII *bang bang bang splat*
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my friend told me to move the weight closer twords my guy, so i said "o this close!!!!!!!!", dropped it on my guy and i ended up getting an ingame medal for it.
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A great addition to the list of Launch Games because the hero can shoot. I'd add more upgrades for cheaper costs so you can feel like you're getting somewhere quicker. Great humor and music. I love it.
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As I fly in the air during tequila time, a guard's hat lands on my gluteus maximus, then a guard shoots the hat, and I die! They shot me through the hat into my butthole...
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this game is great! i was playing one of the other launcher style games and thought of something similar to this a couple of days ago. and here it is!
one glitch i found is that you can sit on a hat that has been knocked off and it keeps moving you along, its moved me by 1000ish and has taken 10minutes. my only hope of getting off it is to be shot...