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I'm a blank! And I'm proud of it, so you can just shut up. Or stop thinking to yourself how lame I seem to be, being a blank. What are you? A blankness-racist? Why do you even care? Anyways, why would I tell you? That's internet phishing (And that is spelled right! 'Fishing' and 'Phishing' have different usages and meanings you know. Fishing is when you fish for fish. Phishing is where you 'ph'-ish for information and use it. Or just keep it for nothing, because you think it's fun, or something else demented like that.). Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris once jumped into the ocean and didn't get wet. The ocean got Chuck Norrised. Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandeigo is. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. If you have $5.00 and Chuck Norris has $5.00, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris counted to Infinity. Twice. Once a snake bit Chuck Norris. Seven minutes later, the snake died. Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim in land. Chuck Norris has a nightlight - not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him. Chuck Norris knows where Waldo is. People once made a Chuck Norris brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn on the lights. He turns off the dark. Blonde Inventions: Water-proof towels, books on How to Read, solar-powered light bulbs, submarine screen doors, helicopter ejector seats Once, a two blondes were driving to Disneyland. They saw a sign that said 'Disneyland Left'. So they went home. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? - Pull out the pin and throw it back. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? - Run like hell, 'cuz she's got a grenade in her mouth.
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- Rampage Badge (easy - 5 points)
- Score 50 kills with a single unit in Protector
- Acquired Jan. 03, 2009
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