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i've always wondered what it would be like to be a naked, drunk mexican launching himself across the border, now i know....
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GUY 1"Oh my god did you see that guy fly through the air??" guy 2,"which one??" "The mexican with a taquito assault rifle, firing at birds snakes and random armed guards, and bounces like 100 feet in the air?!?!?!"
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just launch, wait until you start to come back down, and then hit r to restart. buy the wieghts first. Really easy win.
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Launch self into air... then, hold the [D], [E] and [Mouse1] buttons... finally, tremble in fear of my blazing speed and eye-watering burritos, for I am the Drunken Cartwheeling Mexican!
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"Ya know what i hate?" "What?" "when mexicans come flying out of nowhere, r un you over, and then shoot you in the face with burritos while drinking tequilla." "does that ever actually happ-HOLY SHIIIIII *bang bang bang splat*
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my friend told me to move the weight closer twords my guy, so i said "o this close!!!!!!!!", dropped it on my guy and i ended up getting an ingame medal for it.
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A great addition to the list of Launch Games because the hero can shoot. I'd add more upgrades for cheaper costs so you can feel like you're getting somewhere quicker. Great humor and music. I love it.
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As I fly in the air during tequila time, a guard's hat lands on my gluteus maximus, then a guard shoots the hat, and I die! They shot me through the hat into my butthole...
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this game is great! i was playing one of the other launcher style games and thought of something similar to this a couple of days ago. and here it is!
one glitch i found is that you can sit on a hat that has been knocked off and it keeps moving you along, its moved me by 1000ish and has taken 10minutes. my only hope of getting off it is to be shot...
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News channel: "reportedly, a naked mexican was flying with a shoutgun on his hand, and after killing over 50 of our special border agents and over 100 of our border guards, was killed by a snake."
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"Ok officers, here is the plan, since we can not put him under official arrest, because he stole the mule in Mexico, we can't shoot him down. However, we can shoot him full of food so he will be unable to cross the border, now everyone, take in positions and when you have spotted the target, shoot at him while standing still because running would be exhausting and the target is going too fast anyway, and don't eat all of your ammo please."
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are you sure that the reason why he wasn't allowed over the border was for hijacking a mule? it would be much more likely for him to have a record for public indecency while firing mexican food at authority figures...
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Alaska to the southern most tip of South America is about 10,000 miles. Where is this guy actually launching himself?
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"remember kids, if you get convicted of stealing a donkey, don't spend 1000 dollars on a plane ticket to get out, buy a wooden plank and a 5k weight and a gun and some armour and launch yourselves over the border"
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An excellent variation of a genre that is beginning to get a little stale. I love the focus on the time spent bouncing, as opposed to some launch games where roughly 90% of your time will be spent up in the air. Plus, shooting food at border guards is very amusing.