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A game that rewards skill with locking further levels until you A. Grind mind-numbing amounts of skullies or B. Pay your own money which you probably grinded in your real life job to get. Hmmmm. I choose NEITHER! Medium badge and goodbye. Shitty pay to play. It can't call itself a real game, 1/5.
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This is a horrible game. The hitbox detection is atrocious; I was being killed by obstacles I was past or hadn't come to yet. The glitches are out of control; I jumped once and flew above the map then crashed into it and was stuck behind a wall whenever I respawned so had to restart the game. The begging for kreds is outrageous. The effort by the developers to make this an FtP game shows that they have no idea what FtP games are like. The scaling between levels of items is stupidly high, especially considering that they have such a small effect in game that it's not actually worth buying anything. To get the badges, double jump plus level one health, wall walk, and wall jump is all that is required, because the game is so glitchy that with wall walk and wall jump you can cheese your way through levels. I r8 this sham -8/8 m8. What the staff were thinking giving badges to this pizza is beyond me.
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Ah, so in order to use the afterburner, I need to "firmly shake my device". Great job fixing that for the browser release.
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I was happy when I saw the badges: I like running games! :-)
Then, I actually tried the game... Much less happy now. :-(
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This game does what it's designed to do very well: suck money out of people. It has no other purpose. Don't give these greedy, shameless devs a penny, they don't deserve it.
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20 to 30 skullys per level, 2499 for just the second level and persistent demands to pay for skullys and skills... achievements completed, 1/5, bye!
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I laughed when it told me to "shake my device" to activate a skill. Um, I think I will leave my PC right where it is, thanks.
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Who would spend Kreds on this game? Spend money just for the privilege of spending money on the next upgrade? No thanks. A real game developer WANTS people to play their games and doesn't make money a barrier to a FREE game. If this isn't realistically free-to-play, don't market it as such. The extent of indie developer greed is astounding these days.
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The money whoring is far more intense than the game play itself. And the only thing more annoying than the money whoring is how long it will take you to get upgrades. 1/5
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This game leaves MUCH to be desired. For starters:
a) The first thing I noticed was that the hints don't last nearly long enough for you to read them. "Be careful when summoning-" game starts. Summoning? I didn't know you could summon in this game... This could be fixed by having a hints section
b) Each mechanic needs to be explained before or when encountering them. I got the wall running shoes, and had no clue how they worked, had to figure it out through playtesting. Also, I notice you can jump off of the wall, but it's hard to do it correctly (unless I'm doing it wrong - again, an explanation of this would have been nice)
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These kind of games are the reason I lost respect for kong some time ago, a game like this should never have been badged.
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Horrible game, way over the top moneywhoring, upgrades are terrible (walljumping slows you down way too much to be worth it) and too expensive. How this game got badges is beyond me.
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Why on earth is the average rating 4? You go to the menu and there is a pop up for the "value" pack. Seriously mankind?
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Hmm I have a hypothesis... with so many negative reviews they must be artificially inflating the star rating since it is a kreds based game... way to sell out Kongregate.
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I'm impressed with this game: it has worse wall-jumping mechanics than any other game I've played. It's seems like every time I touch a wall, the game rolls a die to decide whether I fall down, run a bit, or bounce off, regardless of what buttons I press.
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I wish I could rate this game lower than a 1. My reasons:
1.) constant money whoring.
2.) complete lack of originality.
3.) annoying music.
4.) lack of plot, back-story, or any other reason I should be interested in this character.
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I will make a game! I will upload it to Kong! I will put stupid kred stuff and sky high prices to everything to have insta-hate with this game! I'm a genius!
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honestly one of the worst games i've played in a while and i most likely only did because there are really not a lot of badges being added recently...
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The fact that the first thing in the game is a sign begging for my money makes me give this an instant 1/5. I can tell without even playing that this will set the theme of the entire game.
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Awful, unfair, frustrating, money-whoring, can I give 0/5? The high ranking is probably faked... this isn't even worth the badges
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Why did you add badges to a two-year-old game? It's a shame, if you thought it would pump up the kred-buys. To the game: it's annoying to get a BUY NOW THIS PACKAGE before even seeing the main menu. After seeing the upgrade costs and the coin gain on the levels I think it's pay-to-play. And on top of that: use of afterburner, shake your device? Very poorly converted phone game....you could say, a phoney game....hahaha....2/5 (2 stars for graphics and game idea)