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This game leaves MUCH to be desired. For starters:
a) The first thing I noticed was that the hints don't last nearly long enough for you to read them. "Be careful when summoning-" game starts. Summoning? I didn't know you could summon in this game... This could be fixed by having a hints section
b) Each mechanic needs to be explained before or when encountering them. I got the wall running shoes, and had no clue how they worked, had to figure it out through playtesting. Also, I notice you can jump off of the wall, but it's hard to do it correctly (unless I'm doing it wrong - again, an explanation of this would have been nice)
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Why does he just auto run right into the wall when not touching anything?
Garbage game because of that. Makes no sense at all, why cant he just run straight?
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Stuck it out long enough to get the Badge of the Day but it's just too sniveling, and expensive for that matter, to bother any more. Without the begging I may have stuck it out a short while longer to get the Medium badge but even then, it's frustrating, bad controls and the gamplay is so interrupted with "come shop, give kreds, shop more, BUY THINGS!" I may not have earned the badge anyway
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This is a horrible game. The hitbox detection is atrocious; I was being killed by obstacles I was past or hadn't come to yet. The glitches are out of control; I jumped once and flew above the map then crashed into it and was stuck behind a wall whenever I respawned so had to restart the game. The begging for kreds is outrageous. The effort by the developers to make this an FtP game shows that they have no idea what FtP games are like. The scaling between levels of items is stupidly high, especially considering that they have such a small effect in game that it's not actually worth buying anything. To get the badges, double jump plus level one health, wall walk, and wall jump is all that is required, because the game is so glitchy that with wall walk and wall jump you can cheese your way through levels. I r8 this sham -8/8 m8. What the staff were thinking giving badges to this pizza is beyond me.
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At first I thought the scared look on the kids face was amusing, but after an hour of trying to play this game, I find every one of it's quirks as annoying as this game. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS game will hence forth be what I compared really annoying things to. I hope you're happy.
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If this wasn't an obvious "moneywhoring" game as ISoulreaverI said, this could be quite a good game. I like the wall run and hump mechanics but would have needed to play for HOURS to unlock that ability. As such, it makes a mediocre game seem just wrong.
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I seriously doubt this game actually has a rating of 4.2. Kongregate users can typically see right through this ridiculous money-grubbing. This site and its corporate partners must be getting desperate to try to use *this* game to draw income, since there's nothing right with it. Audio's bad, controls are laggy, game is buggy, upgrades are way too expensive (see: money-grubbing), and did I mention the money-grubbing? The game sweats ads and desperation from every pore.
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As fantastic as developers think their games are, when greed take over, a good game becomes average. stop grabbing for creds and put just a bit more work into the game. 1/5
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This game is awful. The audio's repetitive and often grating. Gameplay's rough, unpleasant and there's more luck than should be involved in a running game. Pretty much everything's overpriced, so unless you spend real life money, you'll be grinding for a LONG time to get just about anything. And of course, the constant "reminders" of what you can spend your hard earned cash on is unreasonably persistent. I realize the developers need money, but real life cash purchases should be an option, not a necessity to progress through the game.1/5. How this horrid game got 4.2 is beyond me. Only way I can imagine it got a rating like that is Gamespot tampering with the ratings somehow. I realize everyone has different tastes in games, but there's no way the general consensus of the Kongregate community is that this is one of the greatest games on the site.
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The game is bugged for me so that Fred constantly leans right. I can't go full left or straight, and I truly can't think of any way this could be more annoying. Oh hey, begging for kreds too.
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Is there any way to tell how much longer you have left? I want the 2nd badge but I feel like I've been finishing level after level after level.
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I'm gonna have to agree with the rest of the people here regarding the microtransactions. I'm not against the principle, I know you want to make money, but reminding me every three runs to buy something? Nuh-uh. Moreover, it becomes pretty clear that after a while, the prices are way higher than the amount of gold coins I can collect, so it's pretty clear that they're waiting for somebody's patience to run thin and they'll just pull out their wallets for the bonuses. It's a pretty standard (yet slightly humorous) running game otherwise. If you tone down the reminders, lower the prices a little, and have more worlds instead of just 3 worlds (with one that requires money), then you might have a solid title. 3/5
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If you played that ninja runner game that kinda sucked and thought "I wish the graphics and physics were worse and also I'd like to be a ginger kid instead of a ninja", then this is the game for you!
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Wait a tick...how do I use the Afterburner when I'm playing on my laptop? Maybe set it on the blender and hope for the best?
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Badged a 2 year old, unplayable garbage game hoping to drum up a few pennies from Kreds bought out of frustration. I am sad now, thank you.
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so start the game "spend money?" ok..well guess its fair to advertise...playing eh it isn't a bad game..beat level 10...hey either grind for MANY hours to play the next stages or spend money <
enjoy the 1 star and this is why i wish kongregate would put a stop to these "premium" shop games
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Average, uninspired gameplay, constant begging for Kreds, upgrades take too long through gameplay to force purchase with Kreds (see begging for Kreds). Basically Temple Run without the temples and with more begging for Kreds.
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Geeze when the hell did I fall back into the 90s? This game is like shareware, I'm impressed the loading icon wasn't a little floppy disk with all these nag ads. I hate that a few of the ads have no way to close the ad without going back to the shop screen either. "Want to get more lives?" and you can only push ok.
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Thanks for the badges. I might have stuck around if I felt it was worth it without paying, which doesn't seem to be the case.
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Not a terrible game, but the devs didn't port this very well to web. Clearly a game meant for mobile. They didn't even bother to change the mobile specific text/controls: "Shake your Device to Use"... Tsk Tsk
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don't get me wrong,i understand devs need to eat too
but SERIOUSLY you ask for money before you even get to the main menu
a lot of people get instantly turned off from excessive begging
going so far as to quit the game entirely,you have a pretty fun game here
but you might get some more players
(and thus widening the pool of potential customers)
by tuning it down a bit
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I laughed when it told me to "shake my device" to activate a skill. Um, I think I will leave my PC right where it is, thanks.
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A game that rewards skill with locking further levels until you A. Grind mind-numbing amounts of skullies or B. Pay your own money which you probably grinded in your real life job to get. Hmmmm. I choose NEITHER! Medium badge and goodbye. Shitty pay to play. It can't call itself a real game, 1/5.
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If i remeber correctly this was a game ment to be bought on steam. making it free to play was a great thing, but here on Kongregate people dont like to be asked to pay for any thing. I love this game, its challenging and over all very fun, i personally wont invest any money to look like a ninja , but i my buy a level pack because of how much fun im having with this game.