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kiraninja

Jan. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) why am i banned, i was minding my own business

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tybone96

Dec. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) that moment when you realize these are your last days of your character you had since you started playing clout because of your meth and opite addiction :(

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Developer response from delosford

The unfortunate part about writing the game is that I'll never really get to play it.

BlackHeartKabal

Jan. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Attempted to try to tell the dev to just try and surf the code to fix stuff, got all my clout, money, and health taken away. What.

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Tabs

Nov. 01, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Came back to clout after a week AFK, Constituent support down the drain because the whole nation is in the shitter, spent the next 3 days doing meth, coke, and opiates, OD'd twice, but managed to get myself in good standing just in time for reelection. 10/10: would fuck america up again.

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Developer response from delosford

lol

thatjoeguy

Dec. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) lets see how sensitive you guys are... ahem, stalkers.

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Developer response from delosford

HOLY SHIT POST OF THE YEAR

Furoa

Nov. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 'If there was any spuriousness to what I did, people would actually be supporting you in-game. Yet nobody is. Because they saw what actually happened, too.' Oh, Delos. That's probably because I tried to support someone you banned in game and got banned for it, slandered, and mocked. I wonder why no one would dare speak up after that point.

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Developer response from delosford

Actually, no... plenty of people asked reasonable questions, raised reasonable disagreements... and are still around.

Agentace2

Jan. 18, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I will hand it to Clout, never seen so much behind-the-scenes drama in a flash game lol

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Jonathon_Vilma51

Aug. 06, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Session key authentification failure. please reload the page." this pops up a lot.

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Developer response from delosford

Tell Kongregate about it.

jimfaindel

Jan. 29, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "First they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out because I was not a Trade Unionist. Then they came for the communists, and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me, and there was nobody left to speak out for me. This quote from pastor Martin Niemöller demonstrates that fascism can creep up on us if we don't support bills like this one." That might just be the best thing I've ever read on this game.

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Developer response from delosford

Well, thanks for saying so.

DoomlordKravoka

Jan. 14, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Can I be unbanned now?

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coolguy6778

Dec. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) What is slanderous about asking questions? I simply ask about the wisdom about not hiding from individuals who clearly have the power and the resources to kill you. You don't even have enough evidence to win a slander case in the US courts. Stop dodging the questions, will you? It's only getting old.

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Developer response from delosford

That has literally nothing to do with what you were just talking about. Did I crush your stupid line of non-questions a little too effectively, forcing you to change the subject?

TheDova

Nov. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) THIS GAME IS SUFFERING FROM A SEVERE CASE OF HORRIBLE ADMINISTRATION. YOUR HARD WORK WILL BE FORFEIT AND YOU WILL GET BANNED FOR "HATESPEECH".

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Developer response from delosford

Well, that is one of the things the rules very clearly state you can get banned for.

PyroDefense101

Jul. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I wanna play but it keeps saying "The operation timed out." :{ pls halp

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Developer response from delosford

People are attacking connectivity to the game and my hosting company is lying about it. They actually tried to tell me that 504 errors are being caused by the server not having enough RAM. The server isn't even using half its RAM, and RAM can't cause internet connectivity problems before you ever hit the server.

Zyngry

Dec. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The tutorial system needs a lot of work. I'm all for tutorials being out of your face, but you need enough to get the ball rolling.

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Developer response from delosford

Is there any specific part of the tutorial that you felt was unclear or unhelpful? I'd like to address your concerns in order to retain more new players, but I'm not sure I understand them specifically enough to do so. I guess you can't respond to these comments, but shoot me off a PM or something with your specific concerns if you would please.

kittykitty987

Jul. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) develeper you might want to fix it noone can play currantly

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Developer response from delosford

I've contacted the hosting company. There's nothing I can personally do about a 504 error. It's being intentionally caused by detractors of the game. They've done it a couple times before. Guess they can't handle the recent success due to the advertising.

metal4

Dec. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Ignorance. Look at me posting my opinion as if it were worth something, who the hell do I think I am, pathetic, same goes for anyone who voices their narcissistic opinion just to be give themselves some self-dignity. Hi delosford not sure how your going to reply to these comments, sorry :P.

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Developer response from delosford

interpretive dance

zbarancik1

May. 12, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Q, there are spammers on the forum posting hundreds of times a day. There are 272 pages, and 270 of them are spam.

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Daktoria

Mar. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) How fast does stress recover?

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Developer response from delosford

25% per day, less 1% per active bill that you have in Congress.

Dudeaga

Feb. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Based on what I have seen, I will make the most aggravating comment to delosford possible. "Good, good, let the mothercrap flow through you [insert accusation of ripping off LCS here]"

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Developer response from delosford

I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT MOTHERCRAP IS JESUS CHRIST

shinieris

Mar. 28, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Church of Scientology? Meh, the ones you should really be afraid of is the Church of Depantology

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Developer response from delosford

It appears that I am not getting this joke.

ozzytm17

Jul. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) delosford1 is now listed as permanently banned

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WilliamC27

Mar. 28, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Add www.Cloutserver.net to your SSL cert exemption list for the moment.

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Developer response from delosford

You appear to have no idea how SSL certs work.

WilliamC27

Mar. 28, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Your SSL cert expired. 2 hours or so ago.

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Developer response from delosford

No, I renewed the cert two days ago. The issuing company screwed up.

laveney

Apr. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I imagine morticians in clout universe started giving out discounts to US Congress for being regular customer.

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Developer response from delosford

Who needs the ballot when you've got the bullet?

JickOShadows

Jan. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) What happens when the inevitable, at this rate, occurs and we run out of population?

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Developer response from delosford

I seriously doubt the population growth rate will stay low enough for that long... but if the nation gets bad enough then everybody loses the game. I haven't decided what exactly that means yet in terms of what happens to the world and characters in it.

coolguy6778

Nov. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Then why not go into hiding on your own accord? Change your name, run into the woods, etc.

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Developer response from delosford

Why would I bother? You're talking about an organization whose scariest tactic is poisoning me with an allergy med and tapping on my windows at night. The funny part is that they're actually terrified of me, which is why they're trying to scare me away.

Greydon1

Nov. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Abolish All Laws : Not A Stalker 0/5000000 FISSION MAILED --> No abilities have ever been played on that. How?? And please don't tell me this is a nonexistent bug. Bug or not, whatever it is, I saw it happen and you can't deny it.

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Developer response from delosford

Yes, the people stalking me have access to the server via a keylogger on my personal devices. If I remove them, people break in and reinstall them. This has been well-known for a long time. Please read the announcements at a bare minimum.

kiraninja

Sep. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The 3rd day of same stats, something is clearly wrong.

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Developer response from delosford

The stalkers is what's wrong. Also had a downing after an ssh login. So more info is getting released. Rejoice!

ApexGladius

Sep. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) It's seem that the stalkers stopped disturbing us for now. Through, no one know when Wave++ will come. You handled the attack very well as far as i'm concerned. Speaking about stalkers, if this isn't too private, could we know why Scientologists are up to get you? (It's ok if you don't want to respond, it's kinda personal). I think most of us want to know.

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Developer response from delosford

It's a pretty long story, and I don't really have all the answers yet.

bootsncatsn

May. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) wow judging from the comments it sounds like Delosford turned out to be a gigantic tool. Such a shame too, I was looking forward to playing the game again. Inb4 Delos trolls this comment.

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Developer response from delosford

So you're in before my comment with the end of your initial comment? Apparently someone should have named you captain tautology.

zbarancik1

May. 14, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 433 pages now. One guy has posted over 8000 times! 8000! Please act on this now!

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Developer response from delosford

So you're spamming the game to warn be about someone spamming the forums? Sounds pretty par for the course these days.

stivenmonsalve

Aug. 07, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i hate when it says "hacking the game is bad...mmm ok?" and i din't hack anything!!! however good game 5/5. Best politics simulator ever!!

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Developer response from delosford

Thanks for saying so!

PatriotSaint

Jun. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So, I looked at the wiki, and what I can glean from it is that either lots of bills have no effects at all on the country, or that we hardly know what they actually do. It's almost like we're actual congresspeople.

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Developer response from delosford

The wiki is non-official information and thus very incomplete. With how bills are applied EOD, it's effectively impossible to figure out what each bill does (this is quite intentional). However, Deep Throat provides a way of figuring it out.

Rhysdog

Mar. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) if constituent support falls really REALLY low your constituents should personally murder you... would be great to see it on the daily clout

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Developer response from delosford

Mike always did need a little salt

evilgenius97

Feb. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) With the passing out page, where it says "the sight of a particularly large spider" it would be so funny if you actually put in random spiders!

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Developer response from delosford

There have been various suggestions to add spiders to the game based on that... but they all seem like they'd just end up pissing people off more than anything.

Kideo

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) How often or fast does health recover?

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Developer response from delosford

You regain 3 health/day, 6/day if you're in the hospital. You also receive automatic police protection if you've recently been hit by a violent mission.

ArtixBot

Jan. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) You should include information that purchasing a cigar/liquor will cause a scandal. I bought one liquor, expecting for it to not cause a scandal, but was not told that it would cause the scandal. NOOOO MY PERFECT RECORD. But seriously, I think you should include a warning next to the cigar and liquor in the store.

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Developer response from delosford

The scandals from these items are incredibly minor compared to other scandals in the game, and the purpose is more to use them to drown out worse scandals than to actually cause problems for characters that incur them.

KillerOfU33

Dec. 01, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Can I ask how you got the nickname "Q"?

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Developer response from delosford

I got it from Satan at The Crossroads when I sold my soul for blues music.

Greydon1

Nov. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) @KillerOfU33 you don't need HTML editing skills to make a pastebin, you could just write shit and nobody can prove it

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Developer response from delosford

I think the most amusing part is how he accidentally agreed with me about kiraninja

Furoa

Nov. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ...what the heck is there something i'm missing here because either a) my memory's gone and lied to me or b) there's been someone posting in my name. i've never posted that you're 'crazy'/'delusional' in any of the posts; all that was there posted by other players that dancraiground3 might be a stalker was just breaking his name into parseable words. what. please do point us to evidence to the contrary. ...and a third thing, posting the guy's three rerolls does not deny you connecting him to craig and dan and the stalkers, that information is neither mutually exclusive nor damning.

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Developer response from delosford

I already did point you to the relevant evidence. You said it didn't prove anything. Which you will continue to do every time I point you to any evidence, no matter how obviously damning. Which means you're a stalker. Which is why you're banned. Going pretty much full circle here.

ExtremeGamer9000

Aug. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So far, this game is awesome. Another great game in the "Text-Based" Genre! Puzzling my brain with Politics while discussing bills in "Party Chat" and "Global Chat" will always get me thinking, "How come no one came up with this Idea before?" Thank you, Delosford, for bringing the Kongregate Community this Great, Humorous and Simple game!

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Developer response from delosford

Thanks for the feedback and support!

Magistro

Jul. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "I have gathered all required signatures, agreements and documents required and will thus be forming a Conference Committee with respect to this bill!" I'm pretty sure someone else already pointed this out but there's one unnecessary "required" in that sentence.

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Developer response from delosford

Actually, no, you're the first person to catch that to my knowledge. I can only assume it came from the Department of Redundancy Department.

balony67

Mar. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I laughed when I found out Harvey Dent is our Attorney General

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Developer response from delosford

It's a sign of things to come.

henry700

Mar. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Q acted on the win bill... Abuuuse jk

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Developer response from delosford

lol... IM PLAYIN FAVRITS

Ucalino

Sep. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So uh, what's the deal with these critical assassinations that are occurring in just 1 assassination against speaker runners that deal 100 health points of damage and bypass Martial Law, CongSec, 10 protection, and an obscene defense stat...?

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Developer response from delosford

the stalkers, I'd guess

HanLecter

Nov. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Kiran, to answer your question... Everyone else is the voices on his head... whispering... mumbling... always there...

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Developer response from delosford

So you're saying you're not real?

kiraninja

Nov. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) And i'm only asking for the screenshot again because i just showed it to you and now you're claiming it is the wrong screenshot.

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Developer response from delosford

I gave you a way better screenshot. Seen it yet? 'course you have.

kiraninja

Nov. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Not that it isn't fun seeing my dead body take the speaker seat for another month but i'm pretty sure Cheap Jerk won that election.

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Developer response from delosford

Yeah, that'd be the stalkers.

TravisS190

Nov. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Q, I've played this game for some time now--through this whole endeavor. I'd like to simply say that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. I'm not saying that what you say is untrue. I'm saying that it is incredibly difficult to believe without any evidence beyond what you say in your posts. Could you provide some external evidence to give your word some credibility? An initial report from the FBI or similar? Perhaps consider approaching a news outlet? If this is all true, it would turn out to be quite a newspiece that could give you come publicity. But otherwise, without this proof, you do appear to be a little crazy,

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Developer response from delosford

I can provide plenty of evidence. It's fairly difficult to convey across the internet aside from pictures, videos, etc., which I have posted many times before. Try asking around.

KillerOfU33

Nov. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I kinda want the screenshot as well if you're willing to provide it...

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Developer response from delosford

I already did provide it. Well, technically 12q did. You and all your stalker buddies said it didn't prove anything. Everyone else disagreed.

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