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WilliamC27

May. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I'm not continuing because I felt like the game ate up too much of my time. Also, he was not the first to run a game like this and he will not be the last. Sasha Slutsker ran a game like this but gave up on it,

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Bory0

Mar. 29, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I have a proble, my health got to poor, i have waited 2 nights and it is still very bad. How can I regenerate it? I am not at a hospital righ now.

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Developer response from delosford

Clout is a simulation game, and as such there is no magical way to regain health instantly. You heal over time, just like in real life.

jacktheman

Dec. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Is anyone on?

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Developer response from delosford

The comments aren't a chatroom, so I don't think anyone is "on" here, exactly?

Jan_Svoboda

Apr. 18, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) If you really have that much money, you could try assassinating the entire leadership of your least favorite party.

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Developer response from delosford

that is certainly a thing you can do

bobandrob

Nov. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Yes, because only sane people carry around poisoned walnuts in an aspirin container. If someone is really stalking you, by all means, go to the proper authorities.

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Developer response from delosford

Yeah, the authorities mysteriously misplace any evidence I give them. Well, the local authorities, anyway. There's also a strange van emitting wifi signals hanging around my place constantly. When I brought it to the attention of the local police: they first tried to convince me there was nothing possibly wrong and it was all normal. As I presented further evidence of the obvious abnormality of its presence and the wifi signals: the cop I was talking to stopped the charade and told me: "We know whose van it is. We can't tell you that. But it's supposed to be there." Sounds pretty legit, right?

alfarno

Feb. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) So... the database is down. Are Stalkers back?

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Developer response from delosford

Well, either that or InnoDB mysteriously decided to stop being a database engine.

Kalendan1

May. 01, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) There should honestly be a more convenient way to apply for the Lobby, since the "Become A Lobbyist" button doesn't work. I also wouldn't mind becoming a lobbyist myself, given that my career as a congressperson has met yet another unfortunate end.

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Developer response from delosford

The Lobby isn't finished yet. There's also a fucking signup button on the website.

WilliamC27

Mar. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The term you are looking for is Doppelgänger.

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JaySaladJay

Jan. 06, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) confession: i am a stalker

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Developer response from delosford

clearly

Furoa

Dec. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) That bill was literally yesterday, Q. After you claimed you changed the RSA Auth.

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Developer response from delosford

sure thing, there, champ.

Dumnezau

Mar. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This is truly the best simulation game on Kongregate. I always admired congressmen and their jobs. This game, not only shows us the struggle of making people give away their hard earned cash so you can buy your much needed daily 1000$ worth of cigarettes and alcohol. The struggle of saving squirrels while some weird stalkers that call themselves "Rightful citizens of the United States of America", or something, follow you around shouting right in your ear "OUR CHILDREN ARE STARVING"; "THE TERRORISTS ARE KILLING US"; "NICE TIE BRO!"...damn assholes...Anyway, like I was saying, not only it shows the struggle, but thanks to delosford, the creator of this amazing simulator, we can put ourselves into the skin of a congressman and see for ourselves how it is to deceive the masses and even put people into slavery. 5/5

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Developer response from delosford

Well, that's certainly one way you can go about things. Thanks for the support!

WilliamC27

Mar. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) It shouldn't be possible that you have to pay money to be in congress.

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Developer response from delosford

I dunno; I'm kinda curious about how it goes. Though it'll probably be bad.

Sir_Cadogan

Feb. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) After all my purchases, I have high stats in everything but intelligence. God damn it, I'm the problem with government. This really is a political simulator.

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Bloodlss

Feb. 08, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Nvm, clout will let me investigate some but not others... lolwut?

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Developer response from delosford

well, you do have to investigate people that are alive and actually exist. It's not as though every name is taken...

kiraninja

Mar. 03, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) After surviving 2 days as speaker when salaries were 200k i can attest that salaries effect the amount of assassinations.

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Developer response from delosford

What? Everybody knows that being on the leaderboard is the only thing that gets you assassinated.

darthdambalah

May. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) What the hell are you talking about? What is wrong with you? If I didn't play the game, why would I be here. Please back up your claims before you slander me.

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Superdupercat

Apr. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I've lost my custom items: Mime Makeup, Yellow King Robes, Topaz Hardhat. They're not equipped to me or in my inventory. http://imgur.com/FBG2NTc&FqCWVXQ (There's two images, one of my inventory and one of my purchase history.)

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Developer response from delosford

Did they just disappear, or'd you die or something?

Stepping_Razor

Dec. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This MAY come as a surprise to you, but just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't mean that they are a stalker. None of us even messed with the game, and you tried to frame kiran. If anyone did anything wrong, it's you.

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Developer response from delosford

Tried to frame kiran? Some of the shit you make up is hilarious. Projecting, as usual. I also think it's hilarious that you're trying to convince people that you disagreeing with me had anything to do with anything. Anybody who's ever looked at global is well aware that people disagree with and even insult me all the time without getting banned. But I won't put up with people slandering me in my own fucking game, much less after trying to damage it. What else would you expect?

kiraninja

Jan. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) why am i banned, i was minding my own business

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tybone96

Dec. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) that moment when you realize these are your last days of your character you had since you started playing clout because of your meth and opite addiction :(

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Developer response from delosford

The unfortunate part about writing the game is that I'll never really get to play it.

BlackHeartKabal

Jan. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Attempted to try to tell the dev to just try and surf the code to fix stuff, got all my clout, money, and health taken away. What.

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Tabs

Nov. 01, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Came back to clout after a week AFK, Constituent support down the drain because the whole nation is in the shitter, spent the next 3 days doing meth, coke, and opiates, OD'd twice, but managed to get myself in good standing just in time for reelection. 10/10: would fuck america up again.

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Developer response from delosford

lol

thatjoeguy

Dec. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) lets see how sensitive you guys are... ahem, stalkers.

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Developer response from delosford

HOLY SHIT POST OF THE YEAR

Furoa

Nov. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 'If there was any spuriousness to what I did, people would actually be supporting you in-game. Yet nobody is. Because they saw what actually happened, too.' Oh, Delos. That's probably because I tried to support someone you banned in game and got banned for it, slandered, and mocked. I wonder why no one would dare speak up after that point.

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Developer response from delosford

Actually, no... plenty of people asked reasonable questions, raised reasonable disagreements... and are still around.

Agentace2

Jan. 18, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I will hand it to Clout, never seen so much behind-the-scenes drama in a flash game lol

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Jonathon_Vilma51

Aug. 06, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Session key authentification failure. please reload the page." this pops up a lot.

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Developer response from delosford

Tell Kongregate about it.

jimfaindel

Jan. 29, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "First they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out because I was not a Trade Unionist. Then they came for the communists, and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me, and there was nobody left to speak out for me. This quote from pastor Martin Niemöller demonstrates that fascism can creep up on us if we don't support bills like this one." That might just be the best thing I've ever read on this game.

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Developer response from delosford

Well, thanks for saying so.

DoomlordKravoka

Jan. 14, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Can I be unbanned now?

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coolguy6778

Dec. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) What is slanderous about asking questions? I simply ask about the wisdom about not hiding from individuals who clearly have the power and the resources to kill you. You don't even have enough evidence to win a slander case in the US courts. Stop dodging the questions, will you? It's only getting old.

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Developer response from delosford

That has literally nothing to do with what you were just talking about. Did I crush your stupid line of non-questions a little too effectively, forcing you to change the subject?

TheDova

Nov. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) THIS GAME IS SUFFERING FROM A SEVERE CASE OF HORRIBLE ADMINISTRATION. YOUR HARD WORK WILL BE FORFEIT AND YOU WILL GET BANNED FOR "HATESPEECH".

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Developer response from delosford

Well, that is one of the things the rules very clearly state you can get banned for.

PyroDefense101

Jul. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I wanna play but it keeps saying "The operation timed out." :{ pls halp

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Developer response from delosford

People are attacking connectivity to the game and my hosting company is lying about it. They actually tried to tell me that 504 errors are being caused by the server not having enough RAM. The server isn't even using half its RAM, and RAM can't cause internet connectivity problems before you ever hit the server.

Zyngry

Dec. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The tutorial system needs a lot of work. I'm all for tutorials being out of your face, but you need enough to get the ball rolling.

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Developer response from delosford

Is there any specific part of the tutorial that you felt was unclear or unhelpful? I'd like to address your concerns in order to retain more new players, but I'm not sure I understand them specifically enough to do so. I guess you can't respond to these comments, but shoot me off a PM or something with your specific concerns if you would please.

kittykitty987

Jul. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) develeper you might want to fix it noone can play currantly

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Developer response from delosford

I've contacted the hosting company. There's nothing I can personally do about a 504 error. It's being intentionally caused by detractors of the game. They've done it a couple times before. Guess they can't handle the recent success due to the advertising.

metal4

Dec. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Ignorance. Look at me posting my opinion as if it were worth something, who the hell do I think I am, pathetic, same goes for anyone who voices their narcissistic opinion just to be give themselves some self-dignity. Hi delosford not sure how your going to reply to these comments, sorry :P.

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Developer response from delosford

interpretive dance

zbarancik1

May. 12, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Q, there are spammers on the forum posting hundreds of times a day. There are 272 pages, and 270 of them are spam.

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Daktoria

Mar. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) How fast does stress recover?

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Developer response from delosford

25% per day, less 1% per active bill that you have in Congress.

Dudeaga

Feb. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Based on what I have seen, I will make the most aggravating comment to delosford possible. "Good, good, let the mothercrap flow through you [insert accusation of ripping off LCS here]"

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Developer response from delosford

I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT MOTHERCRAP IS JESUS CHRIST

shinieris

Mar. 28, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Church of Scientology? Meh, the ones you should really be afraid of is the Church of Depantology

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Developer response from delosford

It appears that I am not getting this joke.

ozzytm17

Jul. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) delosford1 is now listed as permanently banned

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WilliamC27

Mar. 28, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Add www.Cloutserver.net to your SSL cert exemption list for the moment.

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Developer response from delosford

You appear to have no idea how SSL certs work.

WilliamC27

Mar. 28, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Your SSL cert expired. 2 hours or so ago.

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Developer response from delosford

No, I renewed the cert two days ago. The issuing company screwed up.

laveney

Apr. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I imagine morticians in clout universe started giving out discounts to US Congress for being regular customer.

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Developer response from delosford

Who needs the ballot when you've got the bullet?

JickOShadows

Jan. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) What happens when the inevitable, at this rate, occurs and we run out of population?

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Developer response from delosford

I seriously doubt the population growth rate will stay low enough for that long... but if the nation gets bad enough then everybody loses the game. I haven't decided what exactly that means yet in terms of what happens to the world and characters in it.

coolguy6778

Nov. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Then why not go into hiding on your own accord? Change your name, run into the woods, etc.

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Developer response from delosford

Why would I bother? You're talking about an organization whose scariest tactic is poisoning me with an allergy med and tapping on my windows at night. The funny part is that they're actually terrified of me, which is why they're trying to scare me away.

Greydon1

Nov. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Abolish All Laws : Not A Stalker 0/5000000 FISSION MAILED --> No abilities have ever been played on that. How?? And please don't tell me this is a nonexistent bug. Bug or not, whatever it is, I saw it happen and you can't deny it.

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Developer response from delosford

Yes, the people stalking me have access to the server via a keylogger on my personal devices. If I remove them, people break in and reinstall them. This has been well-known for a long time. Please read the announcements at a bare minimum.

kiraninja

Sep. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The 3rd day of same stats, something is clearly wrong.

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Developer response from delosford

The stalkers is what's wrong. Also had a downing after an ssh login. So more info is getting released. Rejoice!

ApexGladius

Sep. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) It's seem that the stalkers stopped disturbing us for now. Through, no one know when Wave++ will come. You handled the attack very well as far as i'm concerned. Speaking about stalkers, if this isn't too private, could we know why Scientologists are up to get you? (It's ok if you don't want to respond, it's kinda personal). I think most of us want to know.

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Developer response from delosford

It's a pretty long story, and I don't really have all the answers yet.

bootsncatsn

May. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) wow judging from the comments it sounds like Delosford turned out to be a gigantic tool. Such a shame too, I was looking forward to playing the game again. Inb4 Delos trolls this comment.

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Developer response from delosford

So you're in before my comment with the end of your initial comment? Apparently someone should have named you captain tautology.

zbarancik1

May. 14, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 433 pages now. One guy has posted over 8000 times! 8000! Please act on this now!

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Developer response from delosford

So you're spamming the game to warn be about someone spamming the forums? Sounds pretty par for the course these days.

stivenmonsalve

Aug. 07, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i hate when it says "hacking the game is bad...mmm ok?" and i din't hack anything!!! however good game 5/5. Best politics simulator ever!!

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Developer response from delosford

Thanks for saying so!

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