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The hardest part from studying the board is getting to the door after obtaining the key, saying that you get past the obstacles and get it.
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I just imagine the one dude out of a few thousand that make it through and after walking out thinks to himself 'I wonder why they call it the deadly danger dungeon?'
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Been playing for years and only just realized there's text on a space below the talisman that's completely illegible. Does anybody know what it says? I'm probably going to look up the episode and pause it on the board to find out but that's really tiny print, man.
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This is the best game I've ever played. AVGN was ahead of his time. The key represents Barack Obama, because it looks good until you get it and all it unlocks is more pain. The arrows are the concept of taxation, all it does is hurt you. The countless falling and getting up is the economy. This man is a prophet - a gift from the lord. Merry Thanksgivemasween.
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It is virtually impossible to beat this game. Thus, I will (admittedly and stupidly) attempt to finish it at all costs. But so far, I've only gotten the key a handful of times. Like most, I usually die before I can get to THAT point.
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I would like to report this game is not only impossible to beat; It's absolutely broken. It is literally impossibly impossible to get a perfect dice run on that last stretch before the exit. Add to that with the fact the HP does not rise above 3, I was lucky enough to make it to the talisman and hit the starting floor where upon I ended up being tripped into the croc piss. Congratulations Rolfe. You win. Finally, you win.
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I would love to see the math behind how many possible games there are. After all, you just roll a die. Also, you roll and die. HURR SO FUNNY
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For those of you actually curious how quickly you can win, the quickest combination to win takes 22 turns. You'd need to get 3, 6, 6, 6, 6, 4, 5, 6, 6, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6, 5, 3, 1, 6, 5, 6, 6, in that order. The quickest way to die takes 3 turns.
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I can beat this, i can beat this, *Attempt 666* Yay i won! Oh, i got the key. I did not win! D= Here we go again you stupid spike falls!
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add badges, 1 badge is going to be called "You're a brave warrior", which is earned for playing, and gives 5 points. Another could be "IT'S SO HARD!!!!" which gives 10 points, and earned by attempting for 50 times.
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Guise, don't you feel that you may be over thinking this game just a little bit? I mean, it's supposed to be frustrating, right? RIGHT?
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So wait is this even a game? I get the feeling that this is only a random number generator with animations. There is no player interaction aside from checking how far the little man will walk. There is zero percent skill from what I can tell as you can only roll the die. Finally there seems to be no story. Who is this man? Why is he in the dungeon? Does he always listen to the die he carries in his pocket and why is this thing on kongregate?
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It would be even more fun if you added some things, if you cant do this thats ok... 1:sound fx+music 2:A bit better drawn map with color 3:A moving animation for just walking so i can keep track of where im ACTUALLY going!