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Mercernary235

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "You have been randomly selected..."? Its like jury duty. Times 10,000

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magicmira

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i love that my robot seems to be wearing roller skates ^_^

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miiror3

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) as soon as i saw the enemy mmachines first level i was thinking yep this guy is getting sewed for stealing the battle in matrix 3

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Oronikin

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Citizen, you've been chosen to fight the robotic menace" "FREAKING SWEET! I CAN'T W.... wait, is that an army of flying, robotic sperm? I'm out."

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hopetocome

Jul. 26, 2011

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benmerry

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) walkthrough: hold left, hold right, shoot up

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neko14

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else have happy memories of The Matrix 3 while playing this? Of course not. Nobody liked Matrix 3!

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jie1111

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) who knew shooting down robot sperm would be so fun!

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cewyjedi

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) no matter how hard u try u keep getting put back into the matrix

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Amythia

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Too easy! But fun.

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kaptk112

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Over all it was a pretty good game, I you put in more weapons, different options when "leveling up", and some new senery this could be alot better.

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Devas

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I REFUSE. *Throws Iphone*

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JeStErJaKe

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) too dang repetitive sorry its jst not all that good 2/5

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Hagenfels

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Automatic guns doing all the work... as soon as you have them out you can easily go idle.

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Runner_pie

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ...why does the scrap metal disappear after a few seconds? I mean, just because it sat on the ground for a few seconds doesn't make it un-usable.

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CallMeFamine

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Awesome game, just need more enemies, more stuff to do. Maybe need extra levels more bosses.

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moonstrike

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I dont know about you guys but i was jumping for the hell of it.

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spdyrel

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So it's pretty much a Matrix minigame...

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JimmyA1

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) they should make a 2nd game

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wesone72

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Game is a good idea but poorly executed. Once you learn how to earn the cash, by moving along the dead robots, it is just ridiculous. Move the Weapon? No, just find a spot and hold the trigger down. Once you get the turrets as well it gets even more ridiculous and mindless taking absolutely no skill at all to play. Might as well call it "Idle Machines" since it requires nothing save for the boring back and forth across the screen using the A & D keys. 2/5

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Killstead

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Got real boring, real fast. So much could be added..

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Killstead

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Reminds me of the third matrix movie...Where's the storyline?

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Septicox

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Boring after lvl 20 :'(

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lanthes

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I vote that instead of building this E.M.P we just use the scrap metal to build more exo-suits! then we launch an attack on the robots.

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RazielAnarki

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the game is a bit on the easy side, and i was able to finish before having all the weapons (therefore missing some of the intended experience -- maybe the parts of the emp should cost more progressively, so i'm tempted to upgrade the weapons first). maybe also in game achievements. juming is unecessary, as you mostly just run left-right collecting metal, while shooting the baddies above. gameplay is smooth and fun 5/5

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PTfasd

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's a nice game but it gets very repetitive, all you need to do is run around left right while shooting at the spawn point, after a while waves stop getting harder. It got loads of room for improvement though. For example, more playing modes; some new enemies or enemy types (ranged, supporter, etc); bosses each 5waves; more stuff to buy (like a metal collector); something to "jump" to; crouch to improve aim or damage; some sort of charged attack; etc.

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snowbeard

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Their military is dead.

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Aviler

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Very Matrix inspired, almost too much so. Also, no save points sucks. Browser crashed and I have to start at the beginning again.

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kenneth2830

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Love fighting robot sperm.

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csusbcrowe

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) where is Neo when you need him?...

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ahmadtoo

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) robot #1:"hey look! the EMP parts are unprotected over there! let's destroy 'em!" robot #2"Nah! i'd rather die trying to go through the damn door."

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mean

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i just cant really understand why theres a Jump button?

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Developer response from EffingGames

Because your mech suit is the full package! Air conditioning, leather seating, jumping abilities, etc.

blashyrk

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Its very easy and an autofire would be great.

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kashuushian1542

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Get the turrets first, having 3 basic weapons is better than one good one.

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redghostmage

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) These machines don't eff around!

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morrowind3

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Effing machines? Oh boy, I hope it's raining machines and I have to crash them together to make bigger machines! :3

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ashbash360

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Effin Games for the win

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Insect80

Jul. 26, 2011

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kaiser222

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Highly addictive and a lot of fun. 5/5 nice job. :)

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justin481844

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is effing sick!!!!!!!!!!

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LaBaDa

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this is a normall citizen? what does thier army look like here?!?!

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kaiy9

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love the effing games :)

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junkmike

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I must be going crazy. These robots look just like the ones from The..... no, couldn't be.

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Insect80

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WHEN DO THEY STOP WITH THE FIYING UNITS

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Nidob

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Fun, Easy, timekiller.

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Weegee_pug

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is very good, and would be even better with updates! :D

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freewig

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Pros: Good artwork! Cons: Effing bad storyline, machines only attack a random wall (Ignoring the EMP, turrets, and you), doesn't have a medium or hard setting (only a OMG, WHY WON'T I DIE! setting (without buying health I never went below 80% integrity)), needs better jump, EMP upgrade cost should increase after every purchace.

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GeneralWhiskers

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow. When I played my first round I almost jumped out of my chair. And I like the style and overall experience. Good game! :)

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dryflyriver

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) When does Neo fly in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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nrduke97

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this looks exactly like the scene from the matrix with the machines invading the city. good game though. 2nd :P

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