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haha where it said "You are crazy if you are trying to jump out this window" LOL I actually jumped out the window crashed on the steps AND LIVED!!!!!!!!! (40 hp)
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He should start out almost sober, and the more beer he drinks makes him more drunk and floppy.Thumbs up if you agree.
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Is this guy like a hunter from Left 4 Dead? serriously he's pouncing 100 feet in the air....but he has to be a drunk hunter, seeing as he lands on his face
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"Hey dude"
"Yeah dude?"
"I'm WAAYY to drunk to drive"
"oh its cool dude well just take the 2 story leap of death"
"oh yeah that's right cause beer will protect us!"
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lol ok i have some things to say
1.i made my guys name Drunk joe LOL
2. Hold shift and keep pressing down arrow key HE DANCES YEAH!!!!!
3. Poor drunk joe fell three storys off a house :( AND LIVED !!!!!!! :D click plus please i want to be seen.
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Apparently, this guy thinks drinking and strolling around town is more dangerous then drinking and driving, that's why he possibly stole all the cars he could fine
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It's amazing how many people die in the elevators, either for getting the door shut on you, or running into the wall before they even leave the building......
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Protip: use SHIFT to keep your balance. Seriously, Keeping your balance keeps your heath bar strong and reduces death chance by far.
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Holding shift proved enjoyable: WHYYYY EMMM SHEEE AYY!!
It's normally only a Y, but his arms got wrapped around himself.
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this game is so frustratingly hilarous! u know the drunken guy can punch? just press control and he can save u from alot of deaths.