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hey kids! I'm giving away thousands of dollars to any who tries to launch themselves across town with a giant slingshot!
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Casual day for timmy. *Flys* IM GETTING F****** SHOT SOMEBODY CALL 911 I GOT THE AL CAPONE DAYCARE ON MY BACK!!!!! *gets shot down in canada with tons of wounds* *calls dad* Hey dad im in canada dieing hope you can pick me up today :D" Dad: Ok son lemme get my slingshot and cardboard box.
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Billy has succeeded in destroying to moon, as a result, there are catastrophic events around the world happening right now, tsunamis and earthquakes are happening too often now. this is the end of the world as we know it.
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I think all those other kids must be werewolves...why else would they stop me from destroying the moon? and also be really powerful to destroy a dragon.
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So he does realise by destroying the moon, we will no longer have tides? millions of people will die due to stagnant rivers! the humanity of it all!
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only a quarter of a oon left.........well that explains the tsunamis, hurricanes, and crazy weather the world has been having.
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boy: daddy I blew up the moon last night. dad: junior I told you not to tell lies. boy: im not just look. dad: SHIT WHAT DID YOU DO
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sir" "what private!?" "theres a kid in a cardboard box in our airspace what should we do?" "... this is bad... oh i know we should send more flying cardboard boxes with guns on them to gun him down!" "uh... sir is that really necessary?" "no... its not but i like watching kids in cardboard boxes dying
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and his dad let him have this giant slingshot to launch his kid in. even with bubble wrap armor, this would be dangerous. also, scary books before bed. what a great dad!
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so some people saw a kid launch himself 56 kilometers forward in a cardboard box, and you expect me to believe that they gave him $60?
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The moral of the story: Don't tell scary stories to a child who can build complex machinery and possibly destroy a small planet.
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What? I only get 50$ - 250$ for shooting down potentially Earth devastating meteors? And I get paid much more for shooting down puny satellites. This game teaches very weird moral lessons...
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Billy has the best father in the world! He doesn't mind if Billy destroys the Moon, he lets Billy keep a pet dragon & he provides free slingshot service, not to mention other things! 5/5 just for having a dragon in it!
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This kid is an EVIL overlord, destroying the moon will disrupt the seasons and day/night cycle! The other kids are just realising his madness and trying to stop him! He is allso destroying important com-satelites, so no uprising can be organised agains him. Dont leet his innocent smile and apperance fool you, he is EVIL! Controlling both magic and tecnology, none can stop Him.
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-General! We have information that a child in a cardboard games with pet dragon, reactive engines and a MINIGUN is gonna destroy all our satellites and moon. What we gonna do?
-Send some cardboard box interceptors with peashooters and firework launchers and send a nuclear rockets at it.
-But~
-SHUT UP AND DO WHAT I SAY! Also position explosive balloons in midair and money bags and fuel refills for his engine.
-But this is insa~
-DO WHAT I FREAKING SAY!
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This is a 5 star game if it lasted just a few flights longer before finishing. The ultimate goal and max level upgrades were too easy to achieve. 4 stars, excellent art and opening sequence.
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Okay, so I can go into and fly around the world IN A BOX in one day, but it takes some guy eighty flipping days ON A BOAT!
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maxed everything out, but then i realized wait a minute, HTF did this kid get millions of dollars by slinging himself and his pet DRAGON into space with a cardboard box?
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Why are there numerous kids flying in the air...homing missiles that only aim for billy...and so many meteorites crashing into earth? o.o Im guessing thats what the future has installed for us...5/5