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at last i have saved the world from werewolves by destabilizing the moon and earth, thus causing possible tsunamis, now where's my medal?
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"I wonder how kids get paid so much for risking their lives" Youtube endorsements you can't see it, but he is wearing Nikes, and they pay him to record this stuff and put it on youtube.
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Sir, we lost 3 of our communication satellites!' - 'How is that possible? Was it the Russians? The Chinese? Aliens?!' - 'Uhm, no, Sir, according to our sensors it was a kid in a cardboard box...
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Secritary: Mr. Mayor, a kid with a flying egg and a mounted gun on a flying cardboard box who is trying to destroy the moon to get rid of wherewolves and is being shot down by other kids just faceplanted here and dosen't have a scratch! Mayor: THEN GIVE HIM $1356 YOU IDIOT! Sectitary: But sir- Mayor: I SAID GIVE HIM $1356!
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Should have an epilogue where the world is destroyed by the shifts in tides and debris raining down unto the surface.
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In Arnold's voice: "good night moon".-------------------------------A really fun game. One of the best tips to give is to NEVER upgrade your health. Eventually you will run out of gas and it takes forever to fall down, and the fastest way to go down is to lose all our health. If there is another game there should be a self destruct button for when we want to end a run. And we should always be able to change the angle of our gliding.
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Sir, you need a space suite for reaching the moon." -> "I know, but until then, i fly to mars with my paperbox & cottoncap." "Sir, you'll get a medal, if you travel the world 2 times!" -> "Sweet jesus, how to do? I did it 3 times in one round and still went just a few 100km!
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plotting against werewolves, buying guns on the black market, shooting other kids out of the sky, and crashing back to Earth after destroying the moon... nostalgia boner :)
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Whoa, the kid survived re-entry to earth with just some plexi glass and cardboard!? Guess NASA should redesign their heat shields.
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hey kids! I'm giving away thousands of dollars to any who tries to launch themselves across town with a giant slingshot!
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Pilot: sir we got a unidentified object.....
General: what is it son.
pilot: there seems to be a boy in a cardboard box shooting the moon with a gun..... how shall i proceed.
General: well since he shooting the moon launch all your missiles at him!
pilot:but sir....... he is a kid
General:I SAID FIRE ALL MISSILES!!!!!!!!!!
pilot:....... do you abuse your children.......