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[opens a present] oh no a psycho doll so scary [rips head off] not so scary now are you? [crushes body under foot] IM A DEMON HUNTER BITCH AND IM GOT WHAT I WISHED FOR!!
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I got timmy a punch It's for hitting people with. (Punches Timmy) And the great thing is, you can use it again and again!(punches timmy again)
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Protip: pay attention to order the presents fall. The ones with monsters in them will eventually shake while the ones with weapons will stay still
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after battling the demonic presents for a few hours it occured to timmy that the logical thing to do would be open all of his parents presents too
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daddy i am going to kill santa and elves henry no dont mommy yes lets kill them henry noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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I think what makes us beat the levels is the urge to not see the scary face of whatever horrifying monster reaches the end of the level