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after battling the demonic presents for a few hours it occured to timmy that the logical thing to do would be open all of his parents presents too
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daddy i am going to kill santa and elves henry no dont mommy yes lets kill them henry noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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I think what makes us beat the levels is the urge to not see the scary face of whatever horrifying monster reaches the end of the level
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Toward the end of the game you're pretty much completely dependent on what weapons (if any) drop because you *cannot* kill things quick enough without good weapons. The *only* times I died was when weapons just would not drop. Other than that, pretty good game.
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*looks at picture of game* creepy doll coming out of game better not try it. Friend at house: Try it! Me: oh, okay..... later: must kill remote control cars from hell!!!!!
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Frisbee ok for lines and enemies behind target. Boomerang similar but will hit all enemies on screen. Shotgun good damage in small area. Bowling ball DESTROYS everything in line. Nail gun hit quickly low damage. Crockett mallet massive damage hits slowly breaks quickly. Chainsaw awesome low durability at first after upgrades completely changes tide of battle. Avoid Boxing-gloves Water-gun Marbles not worth time especially late. Metal bat Golf club Tennis racket decent, helps when you've got nothing better. Traps are okay, only use during lulls. Firecrackers damage the first enemy to touch. Fireworks same w/ splash. Blocks=wall. Chocolate and Fan = slow. Fan works better. TV walls like blocks damage+splash when broken.