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"so what did we all get for Christmas?" "well i got a bowlingball." "I got a new bat!" "I used both of those to kill my presents"
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i won the game but made sure i died in every way and by the way i don't know what is scarier the toys or the fact that i saw mom kissing santa i wonder wich.....
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its like this timmys the one defending and his perants get so hooked up on beer and pills an earthquake wouldnt wake them up
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WOW!Thanks santa!Mom guess what santa got me a baby barf alot a miss knife doll a crank up monster and a car with a saw!Mom:Well make sure to thank santa!
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These people are so lucky...look at how many presents they get! Sure, they get the occassional possessed doll here and there, but they must have hundreds of presents...spoiled a holes.
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Woah, did i see a crushgear toy? man i havent seen one in ages. You guys probably dont know what im on about but the creator does ^_^
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Erm... I have to say that first of all, the enemies are way too hard to kill, and the effect of upgrades is almost un-noticeable... There should be either more basic or better upgrades.
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(runs up stairs crying) "MOMMY MY TOYS ARE ATTACKING ME" "TIMMY SHUT THE HELL UP AND OPEN YOUR PRESENTS" (timmy is found mysteriosly dead)
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daaaang, id be engrossed to even touch 1 of those shits, id just run and let them have fun, eighter than even touching 1 >.<
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i am partway through mommy and am COMPLETELY bored with this. all of the weapons are the same except for the throwing one that hits more than one guy. you think the fact that it's a gun instead of a bat changes the fact that you still have to click right on the guy and the thing disappears after a few shots? think again. almost every time i died it was because i got 8 monsters in a row instead of a weapon. not much i can do about that. punching them with my fist does next to no damage even at the max level so my only option is to roll the dice and hope.
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Mom Hears noise downstairs from room..
MOM: Go to bed Timmy.
TIMMY: Help me Mom... The toys are attcking me.
MOM: Go to sleep. You'll wake up the neighbours.
TIMMY: The toys already got the nieghbors and they are dead...
MOM: If the neighbours want to open their gifts early, it doesn't mean you have to too.
(2:00 am)
MOM: Dammit Timmy. I can't sleep with alll this ruckus.
TIMMY: *throws crocket mallet to mom* heres your crocket mallet u wanted, and now use to smash that robot.
MOM: If it helps stop the noise then sure. *Starts whacking robot* Dang this thing is hard... Next christmas I ain't gonna let you have a toy robot.