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What in the hell is Big Pauly thinking? Every goddamn time he goes into *my* shop, he gets the worst thing you could possibly think of for a human being. Every. Time. Every. Place. Always.
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Feb. 3, 2014
That sure was a funny "joke" Papa played, giving someone the "prize" of working in fast food. Almost as funny as my "joke" of giving all his customers raw hamburger meat. Enjoy your explosive diarrhea, lawsuits, and eventual closing by the health department, Papa!
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No matter how fast I grill and build, half my time will always be spent watching the customer slowly list out the order, and cheering when I give it to them. Frustrating that no matter how hard I try, I can never keep up with the customers coming in because of that. Being able to hire a cashier for a share of tips would have been nice. but papa is me
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you..put my onion on THEN the tomato? what is this! I was gonna give you a 100 on the build but no..WHY YOU PUT THE ONION ON FIRST! sheesh I said tomato onion lettuce in that order!!!
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i started in this game. then..... i finally made to papa's pastaria! i'm loving papa's pastaria. but when i see this game , i said "I missed you so much burgeria!"
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Watch customer enter shop. Make entire, fresh burger for customer before they even reach the counter. Watch customer take ages putting down their order. Observe customer complain that their patty is cold. Next day, wait until customer has placed order, cook patty so it's scalding at time of serving. Observe customer complain about the wait.
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And for our special burger today,the DIE IN A FIRE burger! 10 pieces of meat raw on one side and charred black on the other! Ten bottom buns! Healthy veggies! And sauce that defies the laws of physics!
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How to get the badges the 'easy' way: First, choose any customer that you want to get to Silver level. I chose Penny, for example. Next, continue normally. Give every customer raw patties (to save time), but build them the burger the way they want it. This way you will get atleast a few Tips needed for the Upgrades. When your chosen customer appears, FOCUS ENTIRELY ON THEM. Cook their meat, build their burgers carefully and prioratize them. This way, they will at some point reach Silver level. Once you got the badge for the Upgrades, you can give every customer (except your chosen one, of course) the short burger (Bun, Raw Patty, Bun) to save time. And once you've gotten the badges you can flip Papa the finger and continue with more fun stuff. All you need is patience.
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I could literally be doing this in the real world RIGHT NOW for ACTUAL MONEY.. But that wouldn't be any fun, huh, papa?
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wow some people just do not appreciate the fact that instead of giving you 15 burgers at once that im giving them 1 because some of them do not need that much
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Woah...how do these customers know I cooked 1 side of the patty more than the other just by looking at their burgers... o_o
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This dude is pretty skilled. I dunno about anyone else, but I personally can't evenly cover the entire surface of a burger with a single squirt of a condiment bottle.
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Welcome to Papa's Burgeria. Our most popular burger is the fu>ck you where we take a slab of raw meat and throw it on your plate.