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STOP JUDGING ME! I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR OPIONION EAT IT OR JUST DIE! STOP GIVING ME A PERCENT. ALSO WHERE IS THE INITIAL PRICE TO BUY THE DOG AT?
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After Papa Louie's success in reaching record-breaking sales for pizzas, burgers, pancakes and hot dogs (among other products) the corporation was able to achieve total domination of each of its respective fields. In 7 months, Papa's Bankeria was established. 2 years later, Papa's Technaria, branching out into both Papa's Televaria and Mobileria, and in just 3 years a strong political stance had been established by the now senile Mr. Louie PhD and his organization. 2 years. God damn, just TWO YEARS... and it was all over.
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Why would there be a high-class food critic going judging a hot dog stand in the middle of a ballpark? Well, at least this time he orders things that are decently digestible.
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How many identical games are you going to make? These games are about as fun as doing these jobs in real life, only you don't get paid for it.
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In the previous games, Papa pulled a pretty douchy surprise on unsuspecting people. This time, however, the person kinda had it coming. Really? You think nobody was going to want a hot dog at a ball game?
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It doesn't speak well for the Papa's empire that customers literally jump for joy just because someone gets their order correct.
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Absolutely love these games.
I really really wish you could view the badges between days (while shopping), not just in the middle of a day by pressing pause...
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I have a game suggestion: Papa's Stinky Toilet Service.
Clean all the mess and the closets of the NPCs from our previous games. And I can guarantee you, once they you polished all shiny, there will be a big disgusting spill that is up to you to get rid of. Explore the wonders of the female lavatory, dive deep in order to remove some really nasty plugging and some super extra special we will not reveal right now. So be patient ... and look out for "Papa's Stinky Toilet Service". A game so disgusting you should never ever miss it.
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They... keep... making... those... Nobody likes those games! The only reason they have such good ratings is because nobody bothers to downvote them anymore!
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Lol. He made like a Pizzeria. A Tacoeria. A Creameria. A Burgeria. A Wingeria. A Doggeria... Coming soon: Papa Louie's McDonalderia?