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"Ummm yes, on my pizza I would like exactly 4 pieces of green peppers distributed equally on the left half of my pizza. I would also like exactly 2 mushrooms in the upper right quadrant of my pizza. I would like it baked for precisely 39 seconds, but I want it to be done at that point. Anything less than this is not satisfactory for me."
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For the last badge, I think the quickest way to get to it is to never serve anything good to gold customers, even if you're like rank 15 or so. The tips you'll get from the others will be enough to rank up, and you'll rank up slow enough to give the newest customers a bunch of stars before moving on to the next one. I ranked up too fast, and now I still have bronze customers even though the 35th customer is gold because he keeps coming every day.
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a crazy person's tip: once you get a bronze, silver or gold customer, no matter how much you screw up, you can't lose that status. if you're anything like me, when going for the last badge, I just did the last customer's order right, everybody else got the margarita.
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So my shop stays open for only the time it takes to half-bake four pizzas (or one, since they're all on the grill at the same time) and then closes??
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"Yes, I'd like a pizza with different toppings on each half, then I want it cut in six pieces so that the toppings bleed over anyway."
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These people have the most boring diets imaginable. Come on, fat guy, there's more to life than salami. Live a little, try a mushroom.
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@bbrtki nobody deserves to be banned because of your opinions. Kong will never cater to your arrogance. If you don't like a game, DON'T PLAY THEM! Those words work fine for me as a flash gaming fan. People deserve to create what they want and ignorant and self-centered turds like you are far too common on the internet. People who ignore the efforts of developers who make a game they want to make are not entitled to your hatred just because they didn't make what you wanted. There are games for everyone. Every game has a target audience. Just because one didn't bother to target you, doesn't mean you can point at them and say that they don't deserve to exist. The reality is that YOU don't deserve to exist. screw you and everyone who voted up your comment.
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Day 103: Papa himself comes in now, ordering the same bizzarre pizza day after day no matter how much I burn, chop, or otherwise ruin it the day before. Our eyes meet each time, yet he doesn't acknowlege that he is my captor. I wonder, is he taunting me? Flaunting his freedom? Trying to push me over the edge? The days begin to blur and I find myself staring glassy-eyed into the pizza oven as the customers stack up out front. There must be a way out. I will escape this torment somehow.
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Don't fear guys, if you name your character "almostpapa" you will get the first three badges. Easy badge of the day! :) IT ACTUALLY WORKS
IT IS A CHEAT CODE
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The fack!!! i couldn't beat that time, too fast. I do most of the pizzas perfectly, but i can't take order and do all at the same time.
Why the pizzaria don't have 2 workers? Someone for taking orders and someone for making. I'm good at the second!! I could do making, baking and cutting at the same time!!
Btw, giving up the last badge, 2 f"u"cked up.
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To the 6,260 people who had the patience to get all the way through this mind-numbingly boring game, I applaud you. I don't know how you did it, but you seriously deserve to have that badge on your profile. Should have really been an impossible badge.
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I like how every high level kong player (People who actually know what they are talking about through experience) hate these papas games.
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*gets badge of day, plays 20 other random games to get this one off "recently played" list* ~whew, avoided embarrassment
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Remnants of skystone was better than all your crappy food service games. You stopped trying on it because these are easier to crap out copy&paste games.
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I hate saying bad things, this dev really tries, but I gotta agree with the above, get a new idea mate, this one has been done, and done, and done, and done, and done, over and over....its getting more than a little old.
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almostpapa
IS BEST PAPA though lol
Why do you do this to yourself? No one forces you to earn these badges. (ENDURANCE BADGE)
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that moment when they make the same game diferent ways a thousand times, only has people complaining
YET THESE GETS ALL THE BADGES XD
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I hate that the UX is purposefully inconvenient. Click and drag the ticket to the window! It's not a bug, it's a feature!