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I browse for badges and what do I find? A game like this one, truly one of a kind. I said "Why not?" to myself and gave it a go, living my life like an average Joe. Minutes became hours and I was transfixed, and in the back of my mind something was missed. I paid no heed and kept clicking away, wasting time the procrastinator's way. Every round kept me curious and keen, playing for an ending I'd not yet seen.
Later I remembered with a expletive shouted and with my face in my palms I wearily pouted. I have college classes tomorrow, oh what a shame...no homework to show on account of this game. I think it's worth it, if you ask me, but don't do the same if you want to get C's!
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So many endings, so many outcomes! This is the kind of game that I like, where you actually determine where the plot will go, not just follow a plot line.
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Myrtle STFU with that ethical stuff here, else we take evry single fking GAME(fictional, funny, commedy) , though it has not to be logic, i mean 4 decisions make the whole life? and there is one mistake in your argumentation the fact is you see a sperm having a males DNA getting into egg and female one wanna go in too which is impssible if you didnt slept in biology class, 2nd if a second get in we would get 2egg twins.... so yeah, the idea with the x quite neat BUT he calls the girl the plague.. same u would call if you switch the gender of the sperms an intruder no matter what he/she is if unwanted is a plague
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I love everything other than the X button smashing. How in the world did you get Egoraptor to do all the narrations? It's awesome!
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In the first part, wouldn't it make much more sense if the original sperm were female because 1) the default sex chromosome is XX and 2) for pun, since you do keep typing XX? Creative license gives enough excuse to portray sperm having gender, but wouldn't it be going a bit too far to call being a girl "a plague?" And of course there's that whole "where does life begin" debate. This game assumes that life begins when we are merely sex cells. Ok, that's cool and everything (which in that case, men have wiped out entire civilizations and women bestow someone a bloody death every month), but couldn't you give as much credit to the egg as the sperm? I could go on about the whole ethical issue about people thinking women are land men plant their seed in, but I'd be overstaying my welcome here.
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The narration is superb and don't even get me started on the replayability; Those replay buttons were sent from heaven above! I suggest working on some of the un-PC concepts though.
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The female endings were really weak.
A blind female hero, a blind female failed hero, a sex object, a woman that's out for money and someone that influences fashion. THAT's the best you could come up with?
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nice to see a game that isnt just"shoot shoot boom shoot"or anything else.great job, and i love egoraptor in this 5/5
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tap "x" to wiggle , ok wait huh ? it said wiggle not look like you are having a sezure, oh well , i would have piked that option anyways .
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after you defeat the bear suddunly out of nowhere chuck norris came you shaked hands and then boom you became an almighty god!!! 10/5 so Cooooooooolllll!!