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It's a cool, 3D graphics, point-and-click game.
You'll get to fight a Jewish Spider and a Crab that poops in a skull. Talk with a big red devil dog, kill a Greek Hippie. All you need to do is look for the large "Click" signs to win the game.
10 out of ß∆∑
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The game doesn't let you do anything. Just click where it tells you, because that is the only thing you can do anyway. After a bunch of clicking, badges fall out. Terrible.
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Dear Kongregate,
Please stop supporting P2W MMOs. They're so painfully obvious to notice, and yet people keep playing them because of boobs. Don't try to say that you don't know which one is P2W, that stuff can be noticed in five minutes. Please, stop.
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I'm using Internet Explorer and this game works perfectly fine o.e (Really.)
But yeah. Well on my way to level 30, not a single lost fight, nothing I do, no change in equipment or skills, is able to change that. I think this game is unloseable (is that even a word) and with every battle being automatic (unless the player chooses otherwise) you might as well add the IDLE tag.
I won't mention the complete lack of interaction with the other players (not really an MMO then, I guess...) or customisation (all chars of same class looking identical). No, wait, I need to talk about the customisation. My faerie is wielding a scythe. But her equipment says it's a sword. If you can't make the avatar's weapon change shape, then maybe you should have made it so that all weapons are class-specific. Oh, and the faerie is really annoying. You know what I mean.
I think I've spent more time writing this little rant than playing the actual game. Thanks for the badges.
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Started off looking different, ended up being exactly the same as the other so called "MMO" games on here. Just a "Click and Watch" game
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I try not to be negative in my comments, but what is this game about? I'm so confused. It looks like a lot of time and energy went into this, what's with the auto everything. Is there actually something I'm suppose to do in this game? 2 of 5 for the graphics and such. Most screens i just click reward and have no idea where in heck it keeps coming from. So much clicking!
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Oh, sweet pickled Jesus. I feel like Kong should add the option to rate 0 stars specifically for this game. I doubt the devs of this garbage have ever even heard the words "quality control" put together in that order. Theoretical 0 stars.
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Game's pretty OK actually, if you fix the English so it's a bit clearer and squash a bunch of the devastating bugs I think it'd be pretty solid.
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If the first 5k people voted this an average of 4.1 stars, the 1.5 that voted since then voted this an average of 2.8 stars. On a side note, this took WAAAY too long to load.
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A game that won't even start got 4.1 ratings and badges? Just say it that you're selling ratings Kong. Just call it "sponsored game" so you disclose the truth and stop lying to us.
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I am with everyone else it seems, load screen, pick a toon, click next and error out, toon select, cannot make another on this account, the fix is in
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4/10 -Shrek Month Weekly
"Bad voice acting, Put Shrek in it, n we'll give it a 10"
1/10 - Simon Cowell
"Complete Rubbish"
10/10 - Shrek
" Reminds me of Me"
1/10 - Randomn Orangutan
"Ooh, ooh, AHH, AAAAHHH!"
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guys dont fear there is hope when unity finally stops crashing this it will finally tell u that it cant connect to the server and you can quit your unholy hour long quest to start this game :)
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Let's see... crash upon login? CHECK. Limited servers (Kong only)? CHECK. A web-client that doesn't list the Kong servers? CHECK. The feeling of shame after trying repeatedly to login? CHECK. 1/5 - Seriously, get your act together.
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1/5 is way too high for something like this, for badgehunters:
earning both badges is like installing windows, click next till you get results
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FFS this is the longest, most god-awful tutorial I have ever been stuck playing. Just let me play the ****ing game, it's not that complicated. This is definitely a grab the badges and run game.
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Seriously, how did this game get even anything close to a 3.8 rating? Nobody, and I mean, nobody really likes this game.
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The game keeps disconnecting from the server and doesn't connect back, just complains about login credentials. Got through the introduction on the fourth try but still too much of a bother with the constant disconnecting to go for the easy badge.
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Yes, there are numerous reasons why this game should not have received badges. However, as an artist, what REALLY ticks me off is someone stealing my work and putting their name on it. Almost all, if not all, of the sound effects are direct forgeries of World of Warcraft. I can't believe people are too lazy to make their own sounds. 1/5 if for no other reason than just that.
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So after playing up to the badge, I have mentally made this little review. This game doesn't necessarily suck, but it has too much going on, and not enough going for it. I think that you created too much, too many things to do. It drives players away, especially when you sign in on the screen and see these buttons everywhere (though, you did well w the tutorial and teaching what those are about... still unnecessary) Another note: Thank you for allowing us to turn off/turn on the HUD while in dungeons. You wanted to implement a thousand things to help strategy, but none of those actually do. I really think having less going on would improve the game.
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I've been watching this 'click to play the next installment' video for an hour now. No signs of a badge, or indeed a game. How it's got such a high rating is beyond me.
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I must have started playing this months ago... Luckily I had a level 24 character already, 2 hours later I'm level 30 and don't need to play anymore! Honestly I enjoyed playing a little bit, definitly not a great game, needs a lot of improvements and changes to gameplay, but I'm seeing more and more of this style of "MMO" on Kong and they're just not good games.
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Even if this game weren't horribly buggy, it's still mind-numbingly simple and thoroughly boring. Even by the already mediocre standards for badging MMOs here, this is one is spectacularly terrible.
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I don't actually do anything during the game play. Cut scenes speed by and I have no idea what happened. And then I got dced from the server and can't log back in. This game is brilliant!
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Really irritating how I'm essentially forced to click one button to keep going forward, and not allowed to explore the menus and equip / improve items other than what I'm specifically told to do.
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Never before have I seen a badge that required so little skill, let alone a medium badge. There are two explanations for such a high rating - 1) Kongregate has been taken over by four year old kids with ADD or 2) the developers have hacked the rating system.