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The reset button fails me when I need it most. I know it may be difficult to believe, but if I already lost so there's nothing to do but try again and on top of that I pressed the button to try again, it just might be possible that I want to try again.
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Worker: Sir, what should I do with these rocks?
King: Just build a weak bridge above the castle and put them there.
Worker: Brilliant idea sir!
Level two is genius.
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Game bugged on first shot of first level, score would not stop going up. Left computer on for about an hour, came back to 12 digit score and counting....I think something went wrong...
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"Hell hath no fury like someone who has demolished a castle perfectly with absolutely no civilian casualties, then watches as a single shard of stone falls down next to them and tips them over"
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Has anyone ever noticed that the ones we're trying to kill are all men while the "peasants" are just beautiful women. Methinks the one behind the attacks has a plan.
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Level 37: "It's not impossible" Me: Bull sh*t! *goes to see how I am supposed to take out 4 dudes straddling a bomb without blowing up the 3 dudes right under that bomb*
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Guy: Hey a huge stone is coming to our castle, what we're should to do? Guy2: Meh nothing, it will probably fail *15 seconds later* Guy: So, it will "probably" fail not? Guy2: Shut up
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but sir why make a mechanism wich would certainly grant us deafeat?
BECOUSE IT IS BEAUTIFUL
LATER AFTER THE CASTLE WAS DEASTROIED
but sir why build a bridge with giant bolders over our castle?
BECOUSE IT BEAUTIFUL
LATER AFTER THAT ONE IS GONE TOO
but sir why CAN'T I QUIT?!?!?!?!
BECOUSE IT IS BEAUTIFUL
wa?*realises he is lead by a broken cd*
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"Sir! Are you sure you want to build your castle with a GIANT boulder on top?"
"YES. It was my father's last wish. To see if there can be a big boulder on top of a castle."
"But what if a person with three rocks comes and throws rocks at your castle?"
"THEY WON'T. END OF DISCUSSION"
*One Hour Later*
"Look what happened Sir, a man threw rocks at your castle."
"Robert! What did I tell you about building the castle with a boulder on top?"