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Guy: Hey a huge stone is coming to our castle, what we're should to do? Guy2: Meh nothing, it will probably fail *15 seconds later* Guy: So, it will "probably" fail not? Guy2: Shut up
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but sir why make a mechanism wich would certainly grant us deafeat?
BECOUSE IT IS BEAUTIFUL
LATER AFTER THE CASTLE WAS DEASTROIED
but sir why build a bridge with giant bolders over our castle?
BECOUSE IT BEAUTIFUL
LATER AFTER THAT ONE IS GONE TOO
but sir why CAN'T I QUIT?!?!?!?!
BECOUSE IT IS BEAUTIFUL
wa?*realises he is lead by a broken cd*
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"Sir! Are you sure you want to build your castle with a GIANT boulder on top?"
"YES. It was my father's last wish. To see if there can be a big boulder on top of a castle."
"But what if a person with three rocks comes and throws rocks at your castle?"
"THEY WON'T. END OF DISCUSSION"
*One Hour Later*
"Look what happened Sir, a man threw rocks at your castle."
"Robert! What did I tell you about building the castle with a boulder on top?"
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I feel like the friction in this game is really strong, there were times where things should have slid but they didn't.
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"Our castle is finished, now we're impregnable!" "Sir, but there are no walls on the front and back." "Soldier, how many times must I tell you that we are 2 dimensional creatures and this is a 2 dimensional world and nothing will ever come from the front and ba-- wait where is the cannon ball coming fro- ARGHHHHHHH" *splat*
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King to his Siege Commander "No, you only get a gold medal if you shoot all three shots at the same time. Not for shooting one shot two or three times. They have to all be shot AT ONCE!"
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Game would get 5/5 from me if it wasn't for the silly length of time your browser freezes after finishing each mission. 3/5 because of that.
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Level 33 features the first time where you can get gold if you use two shots, I was so trained by all the previous levels that I did it in one shot anyway!
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If you find you can't seem the unlock the badges after doing either/or both of them, just reply the first level using the gold medal conditions and it will unlock after that. + if it helped.