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Some Tips: To get the 1.000.000 points Achievement make sure to get +20000 because of Golden Goose. And for the Around The World and Sky Captain achievements i Suggest you use Poseidon's Blessing and/or Phoenix Pendant.
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Please explain to me why Around the World is worth more than sky captain? Should be 180 points or something if you ask me. Certainly the hardest achive.
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this is the most epic goose evar like he flies over oceans in seconds and gets hit by planes and helicopters and UFO`s he can fly through a freaking hurricane and hes fine what is this goose on
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great game 5/5 I just hate it when your flying around enjoying your golden goose bonus about to get the acheivement for having it for 15 sseconds and one of those planes from the very beginning comes and kills 5 through 15 of your flock
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The scoring system is broken. When I score 230000 points, it's giving me only 23 points instead of 230. That's annoying.
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lol you have a full set of birds *yea were awsome!* 2secounds later a helicopter comes by and kills everyone except u *.....OUCH!*
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OH my god. This reminded me of monty python and the holy grail "if a european swallow can carry a 6 pond coconut, it only weighs 6 ounces!!!"
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Camera man: Sir! Move so we can get better coverage of the hurricane. Helicopter pilot: NO! We must kill all the geese first kill Kill KILL!
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The most difficult achievement for me to accomplish was the Bourgeoisie Achievement (as well as to spell), but I finally pulled it off as my last achievement, so let me share the optimal upgrades to use to make the achievement possible:
-Obviously avoid homing beacon, as this only limits your mobility later on because you're avoiding regular geese.
-I chose to skip Rabbit's Foot as well, as I prefer to have less random geese on the field for me to be avoiding. Maybe you could get the achievement fater with the Rabbit's Foot, but I think it's easier without it.
-Lastly, I skipped the phoenix pendant because the real objective of this achievement is to do a swan-centric early run with no losses.
-Other than that, get all the achievements that help you navigate better.
If you're like me, this achievement was saved for last, so fail and start over if you lose too many geese or miss too many geese. Good luck with this achievement ;)
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Aside from our story, news officials say that there were more gooses than usual in the sky today. The president doesn't care if his planes hit the gooses, but that's another story.
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you would think that if there was a flock of 23 birds that the planes would see that on there radar buuuuutttt NOOOOOO!!!!!! lol XD
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"In recent news, the record of most geese hit by a helicopter has been broken by our very own news team. The turn into the goose flock method was used. Sources tell us that a consequential animal rights law suit is imminent. More on this at eleven."
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"You'll have to study them well if you want to get really good."
Ok, let's see:
Fact learned: Jets ramp in so fast you won't be able to dodge them if you're not already nearly out of reach.
Fact learned: If you're close to the border of the screen, literally every vehicle will simply smash the hole flock since you got no chance to dodge.
How did this study help my survival? :P
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What a desperately boring game. Check out Effing Worms or Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar for some hints on how not to suck.
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Nature Documentary: And so, the exhausted swans and geese make it to paradise, then just for fun, we shred them with our helicopter
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Dude is that some kind of airborne war going on over the city? The planes should crash into each other causing major explosions that even make it harder to get your formation flight going. :)
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"sir what just happened?" "we lost some altitude" "but sir whats with all the blood on the window?" "we just happened to be in a blood storm" "SIR WATCH OUT FOR THAT GOOSE AND THE OTHER BIRDS" "what were? oh i couldn't see them with all the bird feathers on the airplane"