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It's not often you find games of this quality for free. The dialogue, the story, the content... all of it was beyond amazing. The epic length of this combined with the paradox at the end made for a perfect experience. This is a most definite 10/5.
Alternate Review:
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN- 10/5!
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If you get out before the guy is finished explaining you can see him in the house and- OH SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! 10/10 OH GOD MY RIBS ARE... Oh my nervous system shut down... I can't feel a- OH FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
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I dont have time to earn this, so i right clicked and pressed play and got my badge. Future is totally fine im sure of it.
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My mom saw me concentrating, glaring at the computer. She was like, what game is that? I was shrieking, NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!! She said, if you dont tell me the name ill ground you! I said, No time to explain! She said, your grounded!!! Then she saw the title and was like.... Oooohh.. Noo time to explain.. I knew that :3
Damn just love this game, from the music the graphics, the voice, whats there not to like about this game? yes I know, not being able to explain and your ribs in your eyes , but having a ray gun is worth it, right? ^-^
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If the game wasn't so short, I'd say this is deserving of a hard badge. The controls stick... I say "LEFT!" and it goes left, but when I say stop it takes a couple of seconds before it stops... And yes, I have closed unused and unnecessary programs and dropped the quality to lowest. And the laser had nearly no control.
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So, the explaing at first: You dance macarena, and then a strange idiot blows up hole in wall and enters. Then a huge crab hand grabs him. You grab his gun, pass a obby course and finally blow up that goddumb ship above you. Then a epictimeparadox appears and it stays like you need to save...yourself. Lol.
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So hum... i accidentally left-clicked in the screen just after the beginnining and it gave me the badge... is this normal??
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Something wierd happened when I was leaving the house right as I was about to jump out the hole. The arm shot back through and when I went outside there were 2 arms one on the right side and the other leading back into the house with a screaming guy in each. Kind of funny to see.
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STOP INTERRUPTING MY DANCE TIME! GOSH! Do I really have to save myself again? I've been through this like 7 times already!
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if you look in the back round you notice the crabs attacking the city, witch makes me wonder why while that was going on you were dancing to your TV
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WHY DO I HAVE THIS MUCH BLOOD?!?!?!? SHOULDNT I BE PASSING OUT BY NOW!?!?!?! OHH GOD THE PAIN!!! OOOHHHHHHH!!!!
simply put... love this game
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And how can you people say its stolen if you have never seen this game before? seriously? not every game is stolen idiots.
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But wait! If you give yourself the gun in the future, than you got the gun from yourself and thats a paradox. BUT THERES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN THAT!