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Best racing game in history. Seriously. I'm reading the describtion for shivving people and I just crack up because it says "They stop running forever."
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The officials: "Strange. Only one person came to the finish line. On a completely unrelated topic, do you know why the there's a trail of dead bodies on the racetrack?"
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Thanks kongregate for letting me see all the communists leaders running while I was stabbing, kicking and taunting while carrying an orphan on my shoulders with a water bottle on my hands! The most original game I've ever played here! Now I can die in peace!
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Number of runners at starting line : 8. Number of runners at finishing line : 1. Number of dead bodies with obvious stab wounds found along the track : 7. Verdict : Nice job, comrade! I will get you access to a more challenging race!
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I love that you can run faster once you're carrying a water bottle, umbrella, have a friggen BABY on your shoulder, and are holding an armful of papers that make government officials go "We'll ignore your manslaughter so you can run this race!"
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I start all my races by stabbing the poor bastard next to me, calling the rest names, and sprinting of into the distance while giggling with glee.
Truly I am the paradigm of Soviet accomplishment.
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Finally, a realistic racing game! Unlike what all the western propaganda is making you believe, sometimes you just lack the talent to win. And at that point a man is left with no choice but to violently kill everyone.
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Took me five minutes to stop laughing before I even made it past the main menu. And by main menu, I in no way imply that it is superior to any other menu, because all menus do their best for the motherland...
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I just saved a man from being stabbed to death by giving him the finger. And then I stabbed him anyway and got away with it. All my dreams came true in the end!
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Well it is definately a wierd coincidence that every participant except for the worst lies bleeding on the street, but these papers explain it is because of dirty capitalist knife artillery. Congratulations, comrade!
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Probably one of the most amusing games on the site. Only thing missing to make this race more socialist is the ability to choose equally among the characters. While being a sprinting Lenin may have its perks -- I'd like to give Trotsky an equal chance to excel.
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Songs that I identified: "Inno di Potere Operaio - Stato e Padroni" (Italian version)" and "A Las Barricadas" (Spanish version), there's more but I don't know exactly which ones. All of them are variations based on "Warszawianka 1905" (Polish version).
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as you can clearly see these papers explain that i can take illegal materials and kill many of my fellow politicians withuot any penalty
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Cast, for those wondering - runners: Vladimir Lenin, Winston Churchill, Franklin Roosevelt, John Calvin, Thomas Hobbes, Benito Mussolini, Friedrich von Hayek, Georg Hegel, Franz Kafka, John Locke, Martin Luther, Friedrich Nietzsche, Thomas Jefferson, Joseph Stalin, David Ricardo; judges: Karl Marx; upgrade shop: Milton Friedman, Adam Smith. Superb premise, fun game. One of my few 5/5s.
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Did any officials realize that this one runner leaves trails of bodies in his wake? Oh they did. Those papers explain it though, he's fine.
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What a glorious game in patriotism to the Motherland! In a true dutiful manner to the state, I never took the temptations of the Capitalist dog; never did I shy from the watchful eyes of the Officials, for a true Socialist has nothing to hide! I completed this game without the harming my comrades (with the exception of trouncing them in great Soviet debate (taunting)!) and the dirty capitalist Imported Gyms, Imported Shoes, Forged Papers, or the Shiv. Glory to the state!
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You can murder the entire competition on the first 3 races, but I can't quite murder 9 people on the last one. I have to actually run.
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Ready...set...go! *stabs* *stabs* *distracts judges, stabs* *starts to rain, stabs* *stabs, papers explain everything* *stabs* well looky here I won the race! It's like the other guys weren't even trying or something!
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For all of you noobs... The officials are Marx's head in the clouds. They are not watching when the clouds are not there.