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me:really i stabbed a guy and you think im not doing anything wrong offcial:well u got papers carry on me:REALLY I WAS THINKING U PUT ME IN JAIL
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Shiv someone right in front of the official. "These papers explain everything. Carry on!" Goes on to shiv all of the racers....
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hmm, this game is just li a prison break, shivving, biting, kicking, taunting, bribing, distracting, and it even has underground connections, it has it all!
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By far, one of the simplest yet best games I've ever played. Pro tip: if the game says the current condition is foggy, STAB EVERYONE. By the time I finished Race #4, pretty well everyone was dead except for me and Josef Stalin about four screens behind me because I but him... and kicked him... and bribed the officials. Really, you can get away with a lot of stuff if you have the stamina.
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its kinda funny how i saw Ice Cream Breakfast the first thing i thought of was "oh he is eating ice cream for breakfast so i need to eat salad" :P
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For awhile I wasn't sure if it was gonna be possible, but I beat the game in 29 days, without ever spending any points into kicking, biting, or shivving. Pacifist run!
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Moral of the story: it doesn't matter how fast or long you can run, the only way you can truly win is by stabbing the competition.
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there is a surprising amount of luck involved in this, mainly when it comes to the judge abilities, i have won the last race 3 times in a row then got 3rd, a fantastic game though and the descriptions are hilarious
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Yeah, Finally I won.... I bit, kicked, shiv all of my comrades.... and at the end, I am destined to win.... since I am the only one alive!
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If you get all the upgrades, all you have to do is taunt, shiv, sprint, maybe catch breath, taunt, shiv and just shiv as much as possible, and you can kill everyone that's racing you. lol.