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Okay here is the trick to beating the last level. Get every upgrade, and then use group stall options as you use sprint, either right before or right after, and then shiv everybody who tries to take first place.
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I played it yesterday on mute. Playing today with the sound on, I'm having a hard time controlling my laughter. Oh my god this is brilliant.
Only thing that I'd definitely ask to improve would be a button that allows you to go back to the menu. I pressed 'reset data', and then, before noticing it says "really reset?" I clicked start game. At least I didn't notice a menu button. But my god this is genius, continue on good sir... just sign this contract.
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By rating this game 5/5, I am in no way expressing that this game is better than others. They all work their hardest to entertain the motherland..
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Something feels very strange about racing as a communist while earning crazy amounts of money as an adventure caplitalist
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>Penalties for accidentally stabbing runners will be halved in time.
>Penalties for accidentally stabbing runners.
>Accidentally stabbing runner.
lol
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One of the best games I've played in months.
Also, it features actual hymns from the italian communist party. I was surprised I could clearly understand what they were saying, took me a bit to notice.
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Reading these filthy capitalist comments makes me sick! Who needs to harm their comrades or stab them in order to win? That's not the socialist way! True way to win game for glorious motherland is via running swiftly, and taunting your comrades!
...also, using salutes, donations, and scolding to help the party officials catch your dirty cheating comrades! Why are they running faster than me when I've got every upgrade? We should all run equally!
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The song is called Inno di Potere Operaio, but there are no drums or anything; IcecreamBreakfast added that themself, and you can see this when you visit their website.
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Comrade 1: Comrade look! our comrade has shived a comrade in a non socialist fashion. We must punish our comrade for the motherland.
Comrade 2: But look comrade has a gold star awarded to comrades who have died in war. We must be not so harsh on this communist hero.
Comrade 1: You are right comrade we shall not punish this dead running killing swearing and seemingly completely alive comrade so harshly.
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It's a surprisingly strategic game. It took me many tries to beat the final race, mostly do in part to the fact that I needed to find the right strategy (hint: staby staby).
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When I'm the only one who crosses the finish line and the rest of the racers are bleeding to death, the officials should know something's up.
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Stabbed someone with knife while officials where watching.
-Officials ''Yes the papers do explain everything, move on!''
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With knife, i feel like annoying orange:
-Hey judge!
-What?
-Can you go out to other race for while?
-Sure, let's go
-Hey comrade!
-What?
-Knife
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I stabbed Hobbes and Nietzsche and, as I have a philosophy exam tomorrow, there is nothing that could make me happier!
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Deserves 5 stars. I mean... wait... every game on Kongregate is created equal and deserves 5 stars. That was a close one.
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Official 1: WTH?! That guy just stabbed a fellow comrade runner!
Official 2: I say! We should stop him for 6 seconds for murdering in cold blood!
Official 1: ...
Official 3: That seems a bit harsh. He has a gold star, I think we should only slow him down for 3 seconds.
Official 1: ...
Official 2: Wouldn't a gold star mean he died in combat?
Official 3: Zombies are people too.
Official 1: ...
Official 2: Oh he also has a very heroic knife. I think we'll look the other way this time.
Official 1: dotdotdot
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I have one complaint with this awesome and hilarious game. That complaint is that the game uses the song "A Las Barricadas" when "A las Barricadas" was a song by the CNT/FIA which was an instrumental organization of Spanish anarchists who were betrayed/killed off by the Soviets. Its kind of like having a Duke Nukem game with the Soviet Union anthem in the background.
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Why are so many people complaining about missing badges when there's a "Report missing achievement" link right on the Achievements tab, with simple instructions? I've had two games' badges fail to award in the past, and reported them after waiting to make sure they weren't just delayed; both times, the awesome Kongregate staff had my missing badges awarded to me in LESS THAN 24 HOURS. So if you don't have these badges despite earning them, stop writing whiny comments and actually follow the procedure -- it takes barely more time than posting a comment!