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stab 2 comrades without no one seeing, just the remaining comrades. *stab a comrade* judges appear immediatly, Oh you have those papers. Well, it's fine go. Lol
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*Judge watches as I murder a contestant after half the contestants are already bleeding out on the track* Judge: Ah, yes. These papers explain everything. Carry on.
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This has to be the single most amusing (and clever) game on Kongregate. Or anywhere else. Reminds me of Monty Python's famous sketch featuring famous philosophers playing football... except that didn't feature shivving one's competitors for the glory of the Motherland! Genuinely inspired - I love it.
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Shiv someone right in front of the official. "These papers explain everything. Carry on!" Goes on to shiv all of the racers....
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Ah Socialists... people who make the Motherland proud by attempting to murder fellow comrades to win a race. I'm surprised that these people are still racing with me...
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The song played during the race is A Las Barricadas which was a Spanish Anarchist song in the 30s rather than a Russian Communist one.
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Brilliant that Milton Friedman, one of the most famous free-market capitalists in the world, is overseeing the shop in a top-hat and monocle.
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I am such a good influence on my kid, stabbing, kicking, biting, and taunting my competitors, lying to the judges, picking up firearms... such a good influence.
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You must die, dear comrade! Oh sorry judges here's some papers to explain * Kicks and bite and shouts * I'm a socialist hero :D
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the song in the background when you run is the hymn of the left-wing Italian political group Potere Operaio (Workers' Power) lol, good choice!
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I kind of wish there was a more open ended setting so I could deal with other players attacks. That would be one cut-throat, freaking entertaining multiplayer game.
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A most adequete game. In all respects it is thoroughly the equal, but no better, than any other game on kong. Nostrovia, comrade.
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i played this game long time ago and loved..but forget the name,and now found it again. 1 of the best sarcastic games here on kong^^and i gues im right when i saw, its much influenced by monthy python :)