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So they won't let you pass because you haven't humped all the enemies.... 2 armies go to war and the army that lost flees back to the city they were shipped out from. They won't let the army in because the enemy is still alive... Retarded game... =.="
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S: You must kill the fireflies too.
Robot: But, they are my friends, they follow me.
S: Kill them!
Robot: They're weak anyway, they're so small.
S:NO! THEY'LL RAPE YOU!
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Pvt: General, what ever happened to our Eve probe that was supposed to find a plant to save earth? General: Oh, that thing? It fell in love with some rusty ol' Wall-E thing. So now we are moving to plan 'B' Pvt: One more question, sir. How was a plant supposed to save us from a bomb in the first place? General: ......................I don't like your tone! Drop down and give me 20!!
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tip- when you get to the wall jump levels you dont have to use arrows to bounce. just launch off wall to wall and hold down and...well, you know what i mean right?
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Make the screen zoom out When you jump. Please. It's impossible to see where you'll land, you just have to do a leap of faith. Over a pit of spikes. Several times. Also- Hold down down for 2 seconds and you go a mile into the air. Hold it down for 1.999 seconds and you move about an inch.
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why would they build gates that only open once the guards are dead? shouldn't they CLOSE when the guards have been attacked?
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commander:private,go destroy any ennemyes and get down their E7 bomb and NOW!
private:why dont destroy E7 bomb first?it would blow up ennemyes with him!
commander:NOW!
private:Ok Ok...
privates does only bomb
private:there,now?
commander:OMFGOMFGOMFG I TOLD U WITH ENNEMYES FIRST!!!!!!
private:they blow up with the E7 bomb
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This game needs a level select or at least some proof that you beat the game. Once I finished I had nohing to show for it and I couldn't even retry some of the more fun levels without replaying the WHOLE GAME. 5 for concept and gameplay, -1 for lack of level select feature or any proof that I had finished.
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Grr it makes me angry and dont cut my comment because im expressing myself.wtf.. you'd think the military would get a blank check and get shit loads of weaponry but noooo your a circular little bathtub that can freakin jump.I mean someone from the bronx could probably afford one of those with a tiny pistol on it, that would still be much better than half a freakin bathtub.
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What a pitiful and sad ending :( Its too bad the robot couldnt make it back to the spaceship in time. Nice music though.
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ok solder your going 2 ram into robots bot relax they only have lasers that follow you untill you die so just keep ramming
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Yeah! Go this game! Simply beautiful. The wind is so lonely and the background sets the mood. Cool mechanic and fun enemies! 5/5 lets get achievments!
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im too stupid to understand it so ill give it a 1/5, jk its pretty clever and different, i enjoyed it for a short while.
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I saw ruins and tired to explode it,,nice game..some levels are easy and some hard..the game is long and you lose track of which is which when you replay it but overall a great little game..make more please..lol
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Ok, people aked me what stands on the bomb:
Target Earth
Coordination 150225/3941
Arival Dezember 21th 2012 earth time
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What's up with all the top comments? This game is really great, unlike the crappy jokes about fireflies and the budget. 5/5