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Thirdy, you aren't crap. Apparently you're new to this game, because you don't know who I am. I guess I'll just take care of you.
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If you show that you can take down fan and the other alts, maybe I'll support you. Otherwise, I'll just feed on your buildings for the time being :P
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Uberpizza... Instead of going around building lots of unecessary alts and attacking a no life player that is randomly researching for kong. Why don't we just try to revive this game by bringing players here? Researching is indeed important, but with more players, we can bring back the patriotism that every player had for its nation. We can bring back the war! Alone, Jiggs, the other sites, and also my and yourself can't do anything alone. What about making the difference?
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The current high score for coin produced is 476,180,459, held by whoop. If you have 13 level 9 cities, you produce 585 coin a turn. If you wanted to beat that high score. you would have to spend 813,983 turns producing coin with all level 9 cities. If you were to use all your turns doing that, logging on every 30 minutes for your 300 coins, it'd take 13566 hours. That's about 565 hours, which is about a year and a half. That's ALOT of time, and that's not even counting her being offline. Damn. The game's only been out since 2012. So I'd like to commend Whoop for this, because this is an amazing accomplishment.
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Jiggmin said they would develop a mobile version of this game, of which I am very exited about. I am willing to help fund it, because I have some money to blow. But I want to know if the other WotW members agree. So, what do you guys say?
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I want peace. I really do. But I have some demands. Here are my demands:
1. Fan can't research for Kong. All research shall go to Jiggs.
2. No killing newbies, unless they attack you first.
3. Protect other Jiggs members when needed.
Really, these are pretty much my only demands as of right now. I just want Jiggs to have glory, as all other sites have become corrupted with evil. Fan, I really do need your help, and you are the best player as of right now. We can accomplish so much together. So, my offer stands. Either you meet my demands and join my cause, or I murder your face.
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So I suggest you join the cause. Because if you don't you'll be trampled like a baby left on my porch at 3 in the morning.
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Fan, as much as you hate it, either join us or we will trample over you. I have a list of every account under your I.P. And I assure you, I have over 3x more accounts than you do ready for war. You may see this account empty, but I assure you, my name is not empty.
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pizzauber: I'm gonnna murder Fan. Fan: I can't have people seeing this! I'd better get on 10 alts and downrate this so people have to press the "show" button! Muahahahaa! I imagine that his mom hears him laughing maniacally and goes to his dad and saying, "Honey, where did we go wrong?" And then his dad's some sort of secret FBI agent that is cracking down on his mom's pot usage. That's how I see this conundrum playing out in my head.
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The only way to defeat Fan is to spend more time than him on this crap. I, having less of a life than everyone here put together, am apparently the only one that can not only stop Fan and other 12 year old from pulling shit from their ass craters, will shove said feces right back up their asses.
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My strategy used to be to make top-secret plans with about 8 other players, but this project. codename YOLO, will surely put a dent, to say the least, in Fan's career as the murderlicous psychopath. And to all my former enemies and allies, either join the cause, or get the f*ck out of the way. Good day.
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Hello DesertSniper, long time no see. I declare myself to kick Fan's ass in a campain, that starts in July. Untill then, I shall make over 9000 alts a day with a bunch of HQs, of which I will copy and paste the usernames and passwords to a notepad document, and henceforth use for farming turns to kick Fan's ass and all of his alts. Along with said usernames and passwords, I am willing to share with people in return for information on all of Fan's alts. Good day to you, and I look forward to being back on the motherf*cking battlefield, after almost a year of inactivity. We shall trample all that oppose... which currently, is everyone except me... D:
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*Ahem* Ladies and Gentlemen, I am back here from a whole year without playing WotW Since this is the aniversary of the day I joined Kong Forces. Hello again everybody.
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To: Kongregate. My campaign ends today. For all your best are long since slain. The inactivity of this game is my true bane. For I have not the patience to wait for people in vain, it would surely drive me insane. So I here forth declare fan to be kongregate's strongest player, and above him, I. I, am War of the webs best player by far. You know it to be true. I'm done with this game, screw you! -Aura07
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To: Kongregate. Ah, now that I have returned from my vacation, let us resume your devastation, for this is the will of the Armorian nation. I'm I not the new hit sensation? I will destroy you without hesitation. Don't go easy don't hold back, for should you have the chance you best attack. For all who touched me, you now are black, and you better tremble, because now I'm back. Silly whoop de do. I never lied to you. For the legacy of my strength and superiority is nothing but true. You won no battle and you've won no war. You say you're the best but you play really poor. I smile widely unable to ignore, not even you can beat me, this is now WAR.
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To: Kongregate. Your best warriors were fought against me today. sheerdoom, and fan654fdf2 and with their blood they did pay. I fought clean but they fought dirty. I'm tall and strong and look who's hurting. Your best tactics cannot save you. I know them all, through-and-through. Your strategies, and empires will fail you too. You said you were "Veterans" but you seem like you're new. I give you one option, one option you see. You can join armora, because you can never beat me. So take up the shield, or cower and flee. Because your final days have come, you all will see.
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To: Kongregate. Is there no one who can challenge my armies almighty? There has never been a force so terrifyingly slightly. Is there no one who can put an end to Kongregate’s destruction? Your inability for coordination is your major disfunction. Your researchers all cry out, but indifference is all you tout. Your last days of glory go up in flames. The blackened char of their empires is all that remains. Even your best players are weak and sickly. This won’t be a fair war, but it will be over quickly.