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dahelmang

Jun. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) At least the second one is easy...

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Ryuzaki23

Jun. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) hahaha amazing game :3

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YellowCommunist

May. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I like this game, but on the other side, I don't really like it when I messed up on the vampire.

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XxYeshua_RanjoxX

May. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i doodled on the vampire's face. :)

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Shadow122333

May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) so if a guard complains about an arrow in the knee... all you need to do is some painful surgery and they will be back to adventuring!

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drout666

May. 17, 2012

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lildeep

May. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) best game ever

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tootsiepop222

Apr. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Am I the only one who is nervous about the vampire suddenly standing up? xD

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XxPandagirlxX

Apr. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I beat the vampire lvl 1 time, so it is possible, and I got 11 and 80 health on the other 2.

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marvinnis

Apr. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) passed the 1st 1 with 1 life point left

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Jessewere

Apr. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) somehow i hurt the guy with the boils by scrubing the wound...:/

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mareckibyku

Apr. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Umm... guys? Did you really read the note before 3-rd patient? It says, that your mistake is your death! It means, that you didn't killed a vampire, and so, he kills you! Amen

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deathwondo2

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) um y do u have to kill the vampire like 5 different ways?

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jumbi

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The officer took an arrow to the knee XD

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JDcompy

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) After chopping off my third patient's head.. I'm not really feeling like I've really "treated" him...

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jackish1

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I used to be an adventurer like you....

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Stickman987

Mar. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Lets just say, The first guy got an arrow to the knee. ( Sort of )

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DeadlYirus

Mar. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This is a game? Sorry, I thought this was a medical class :/

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StupidRandomName

Feb. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Hey, an jmbt02 game without elephants!

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crissangel52

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) why arent my arow keys on my laptop working?

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holywise

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) anyone else draw a penis on the vampires neck?

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TLOSpyrogirl

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Oh, if only the arrow was in his knee...

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STEVEFALANGEY

Feb. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) so if i misplace the leech by the tiniest little bit he loses 10 health, but when i cut open his neck and cut the boils.... WTF

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SkullSoft

Feb. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, really cool music. Failing should only make you restart that patient, though.

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Leboyo56

Feb. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) MAKE SURE YOU ARE AN EXPERIENCED VAMPIRE SLAYER BEFORE ATTEMPTING If any of your family members should ever morphigate into a vampire, such as a Twilight-obsessed sister, for example, -always- make sure to only sever their head during the ritualistic decapitation. Hitting anything else could lead to their death, which, as this game demonstrates so clearly, could prove fatal for both of you. Don't ask me why, as our extremely well trained scientists (whom I shall not name here for classified reasons) that are being paid millions for a simple week-long research project haven't come up with a name for it yet. If you are proven angry by this phenomena, however, they highly recommended "blaming the developer" and to "rage-quit, then come back and rate the game 1/5 before your anger subsides and your conscience kicks in, making you wonder why the heck you did so".

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nubp0wn3r

Jan. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) people say about cutting the vampires head of or else he dies... well if you dont cut his head of before he dies then he doesnt die completly vampires must lose there heard or be stabbed with a stake through the hart ;-)

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matthewg2

Jan. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) UMM is it weird that i failed the first patient but got 50+ on the next 2?

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Softtonic

Jan. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) TOne of the patient used to be in the war, but then he took an arrow to the knee. :D

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boyh

Jan. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Saw: Reverse sawing direction when the yellow star appears. Hammer: Wait for the light to come up and hit the mouse when you see the bar below 'hard' is highlighted. Does anyone have a recipe for the Axe? Did anyone figure out how not to cause the first patient pain? jmtb02: You're work is awesome but I'm close to raging right now. What I'm missing the most is some feedback for the timed thingies that tell you if you clicked too early/late.

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Ezekiel__

Jan. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) He should have took an arrow to the knee, not to the leg

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wondrer1234

Jan. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 1st level : doctor : ok i must not miss cutting the arrow (it looks more of a rocket to me).must not..*misses* DAMNIT! guy: OW WHY DID YOU MISSED YOU SON OF A GRRR! *some time later* doctor : ok now lets extract the arrow.oh screw it lets just push it in the other part of the leg.*at the end* whew.that was one hell of a job.wait wasnt there another hole?oh well.

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Melle

Dec. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Awesome, failed at the vampire, gotta do it all over again -.-

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jeremyx

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) O_O the origions of arrow to the knee... as the prophacy fortold the end is NEIGH!!!

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InferiorWiteMan

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) He took an arrow to a knee.

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scoopolard

Dec. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "You messed up your patient." Lmao I think I did a wee bit more than that.

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exiledelement

Dec. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I am really quite unnerved to not see an "arrow to the knee" joke on the front page of this comment section. It's really quite strange.

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Pandium

Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How the f*ck can you mess up placing a f*cking STAKE?! And furthermore, what kind of vampire slayer needs 3 good aims before even trying to behead the sucker?!

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anthrorne

Dec. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) umad beeble2003

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beeble2003

Dec. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In what sense is this abject pile of turds a puzzle? In a puzzle, the primary skill required is thinking and planning what to do next. In this game, you just do exactly as you're told and the only reasons you can't win are: 1) driving the stake requires microsecond timing, 2) you only get two tries, and 3) you then have to replay the first two levels, which is too f***ing tedious. Of course, not being a puzzle is no reason to dismiss the game as an abject pile of turds. I'm dismissing it as an abject pile of turds because: 1) on the first level, clicking exactly on the end of the arrow shaft with the meter is at "hard" splatters the patient because you're supposed to hit some other magic spot; 2) you can freely draw all over the patient's leg with the hot needle but doing the stars in the wrong order hurts him; 3) when slitting the boils, clicking with the knife point in the first star removes the second star instead, hurting the patient. Prosecution rests.

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MikeTheSpud

Nov. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Am I the only one eating while playing this?

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akid14

Nov. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) who wants garlic in their side come get garlic in your side!!!!

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akid14

Nov. 25, 2011

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derper943

Nov. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) level 3 the steak thing is too hard

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wolfey180

Nov. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The disclaimer made me laugh, but it's also sad that they needed to put that there cause they knew someone would just try and do it.

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JSilvis

Nov. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is great. A really original game that is so much different than anything out there. Only problem is that it's quite short. We need a sequel.

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irishlawyer

Nov. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i heard you liked leeches so i put leeches on your leeches so you can has more leeches

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BobTheFlish

Oct. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) YES!! I CUT THE VAMPIRES HEAD OFF WITHOUT KILLING HIM! Wait... What? Lol

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zigzog900

Oct. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i cant belive it sends u to lvl 1 when u fail that pisst me off RAAAAGE!

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gef21

Oct. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) on the arrow what about the hole on the other side?

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MissMarionette

Oct. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow... ManWithChicken made me realize something.. this is made by jmbt02... wow. This is pretty dark for the elephant-loving and funny game maker that I know today..

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