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this game needs A LOT of work. the hammer is a waste of time, so is the axe. the music is a redundant and there is no way to same your progress?! the graphics are archaic at best (and not in an ironic way) and the life meter goes down in equal increments regardless of what injury is inflicted? AWFUL!
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I half expected there to be a letter at the end saying ''Dear humble scholar, it turns out it was a thin homeless people who drank grape juice''
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For all the mouse clicks, I found you could right click and it would pause. Then if it is in the correct place, left click does a successful hit, otherwise click away from the screen and the meter will restart.
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First level shit arrow out only 1 health left me doing perfect expect that part where you dont know where to start so hey i pick wrong one dead . - .
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Short short game...HUGE HUGE hassle for 15 lousy points on the badge.
What I did to help chop the vampire's head off was go to Newgrounds and load like 10 fairly processor intense flash videos.....I started all of them playing when it came time to pound the spike and chop the head...it doesn't slow things down a whole lot...but it helped enough that I got it my second attempt that way (as opposed to the 10 or so normal attempts prior to that)
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How did this game get a badge? That vampire is RIDICULOUS. I hate this game, after having to play through it so many times to get the vampire properly killed.
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Ok, i'm removing an arrow from someones knee..... part of the procedure involves hitting the arrow with a mallet and pushing the arrow even further through the patients knee..... +if you think that makes a hell allot of sense - if it's dumb
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This game has so much potential - an autosave feature would've gone a long way. I realize there's apparently only 3 levels, but aiming the stake is a bit of a crapshoot - I got lucky the first time I played, only to lose shortly after that, and I never got further than the stake again.
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Oh hey, I got ANOTHER arrow in my leg I need you to remove, only because you didn't successfully behead that vampire...
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seems legit, extract pus from only one of the little things, then slit his throat, take off the leeches, and sow it up.
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The timing on the 'hammer blow' or 'axe hit' is messed up. I can SEE the indicator light in the highlighted area when the screen strobes, but I still "missed."
Lovely theme/atmosphere.
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why not pull the arrow out? the cut the arrow makes is bigger then the sharp part cuz the back is bigger then the sharp part
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It is completely true that this game is boring because it tells you everything to do as you do it, no thinking required at all. I don't mind precision timing when I have endless tries, but that plus being sent to the impossible first level every time just ruined it. I thought I've tried for frustrating badges before . . . OMG!
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I never did get the last level, even when this game was an adult swim game... your supposed to kill your patient, so how could killing your patient be bad? -__-
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Wait if we lose the game we get sent back right....then how did medieval people invent a time machine and we can't????
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This would be fun if you didn't have to start over from scratch each time you fail. Is it not enough to re-do the same patient? Not all of us have great reaction for quick moving bars.
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I've already tried several times. On the vampire.
I always get sent back when i'm beheading it D:
It'd be better if it just replayed at the last level you were at